So here's a situation you don't hear about every day.

Nebbers

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Due to circumstances I won't get into, I recently became privy to some information about a couple of friends of mine. These aren't close friends, just former coworkers that I see now and then. Anyhow...

They've been living together in a house they bought together for a few years now, and they're that couple everyone assumes is going to get married at some point... you know that couple.

Well, I found out that she's cheating on him with a mutual friend of theirs. This is a guy that I also know somewhat. This didn't surprise me that much, in this day and age - everyone seems to be a whore, men and women alike. Here's the kicker - how she justified this ongoing affair with this guy to me:

Her boyfriend is cheating on her, too, and has been for just as long.

Okay, still not that crazy. Two people cheating on each other, living a lie, while everyone sees them as the perfect, happy couple.

Here's the real kicker: They're both cheating on each other with the SAME PERSON. He's blowing the guy that's nailing his girlfriend. She doesn't know her dude is messing around with the same guy she's messing around with, and he doesn't know she's messing around with the same guy he is.

So naturally, I suggest they just get a threesome going on, which she found absolutely revolting (wtf? yeah that's obviously below your moral standards)

So yeah. You may not know your buddies as well as you think sometimes.
 

DesiPower

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So lemme get this straight, story involves 3 people, I straight girl and 2 bies? thats messed up... basically the couple is cheating on each other and this guy cheating with both... how can that be managed? unless everyone knows and still ignores...

I am leaning towards Brool Story Co.
 

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...Is there a "zing" or "kaching" that should go at the end?
 

Nebbers

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So lemme get this straight, story involves 3 people, I straight girl and 2 bies? thats messed up... basically the couple is cheating on each other and this guy cheating with both... how can that be managed? unless everyone knows and still ignores...

I am leaning towards Brool Story Co.

Well, the guy who's the third party apparently claims he's not gay, he just really likes getting his dick sucked. Whatever that means.

But yes. The couple is composed of The Man (M) and The Woman (W). The other guy we'll call Other Guy (O).

M & W are sleeping and living together. They both know that the other had cheated in the past, but now M believes it has stopped. (It hasn't)

M & O are messing around, because apparently (in W's words) "He loves sucking dick once in a while"

W & O are also messing around, which W justifies because O has informed her that M is cheating on her as well -- though he doesn't mention that it's with himself.

So basically we have three people that could probably save a lot of sneaking around and a lot of gas money if they'd just start banging all together.
 
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OverVolt

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No wai is that the same Greg that I know? One of my friends is going out with him too.
 

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[This may be better suited for L&R, not sure...]

Due to circumstances I won't get into, I recently became privy to some information about a couple of friends of mine. These aren't close friends, just former coworkers that I see now and then. Anyhow...

You sleeping with one or more of these...how shall I put this....aristocrats too?

The aristocrats joke: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg
 
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AreaCode707

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[This may be better suited for L&R, not sure...]

Due to circumstances I won't get into, I recently became privy to some information about a couple of friends of mine. These aren't close friends, just former coworkers that I see now and then. Anyhow...


Riiiiiight. Come on, everyone knows you're talking about Fausto, olds and BoomerD. No need to hide behind euphamisms.