"Now this next play they're either gonna run the ball or pass the ball."
"Now that is a sandwich. You take all that and put it between two pieces of bread."
"When you talk about a Mike Shanahan offense, you're usually talking about an offense."
"Well when you're playing good football it's good football, and if you don't have good football then you're not really playing good football."
"The team that scores more points than the other team usually wins."
"When a guy runs he goes faster."
"When your arm gets hit, the ball is not going to go where you want it to."
"A fumble is a fumble when he fumbles, and that my friend was a fumble!"
"To get more yards, it's best to move the ball from the line of scrimmage down the field."
"If the quarterback throws the ball in the endzone and it is caught, that's gonna be a touchdown."
"Not only do you get a first down, but you get a whole new set of downs!"
"Now here's a guy that, when he puts his glasses on, he can see better."