So, did they stop teaching math in school?

Sluggo

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I ran by the pizza store on the way home for their carry out special, got a medium pizza and a 2 liter Pepsi, total was $5.42.

I give the girl a twenty, then check my pockets, and found 45 cents in change. I said, "wait I have some change", she says " well I already typed $20.00 in the register", and of course the register showed change for me of $14.58.

I say "Well, let me give you this, and just give me a 5 and a 10 back." I hand her the change and immediately see the look of horror cross her face as the reality of her actually figuring the change in her head hits her with the force of a home run swing to the skull.

She ponders the change drawer with a bewildered look for a few seconds, then drops the 45 cents I gave her in the drawer. She pulls out the $14.58 and hands it to me, I say "this isnt correct." She replies with, "well, can I just give you the 45 cents back?" I say, "Just put this back and give me the $15.03." Another blank look slowly crosses her face as she ponders this new request of money from me. I hand her the money back and she piles it on top of the $20.00 that is sitting on the register. Then proceeds to whip out the paper and pencil. I watch as she painfully does the 4th grade math, and carrying her numbers in writing, of subtracting $5.42 from $20.45.

I blurt out "Its $15.03." She glares up at me with the biggest GO TO HELL look I have seen in a few years. I decide it would be wiser to let my pizza drop by a few degrees as she figures out this complex equation on paper, than to have her fly over the counter and knife me in the gut.

She finally gives me the $15.03 after checking her subtraction TWICE, and I prepare to head out the door.

About this time the manager wanders over and sees me with the one pizza box and the Pepsi, and sees her putting $34.58 in the register (that was siting on the top). He unknowingly walks into a mine field by asking the girl "How much did you charge that gentleman for his order?" This time he is on the business end of the look from hell, as she glares at him, then me. I say "I was charged properly, she can explain it to you." and walked out the door.

When I got to the truck I looked back and saw her explaining wildly by flailing her arms around pointing at the cash drawer then pointing out to me. I just drove home bewildered.
 

LordMaul

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Bahahahahahahahahha! :D

But...doesn't that mean you actually owe her like $2.31 now?! :confused:



;)
 

Cyberian

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Heh!

I had a girl go to another employee and borrow a pocket calculator to figure out 8% tax on an even $10.00.
 

Ameesh

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Originally posted by: Cyberian
Heh!

I had a girl go to another employee and borrow a pocket calculator to figure out 8% tax on an even $10.00.

i would have called her a retard.
 

Viper GTS

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I always try to rid myself of change by rounding things up so I get nice change back rather than a pocketful of small coins. Confuses the hell out of so many people.

It's not exactly complicated math.

Viper GTS
 

gar598

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Not all people are good at doing things on the spot - You shouldn't judge people simply by one incident. She should of just waited and typed in the change you gave her into the register thus foregoing the hassle of thinking.

 

Evadman

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Originally posted by: gar598
Not all people are good at doing things on the spot - You shouldn't judge people simply by one incident. She should of just waited and typed in the change you gave her into the register thus foregoing the hassle of thinking.


What did people do before there were calculators? Did we get out the slide rule? I mean, come on. Anyone should be able to do that, even if it comes down to writing it on paper. ( which she did, but took WAY to long apparently )

Making change is about the most basic thing you can do with currency. This should be taught in school. ( it is right? ) I mean, come on.

Now there are those auto change makers that spit out your change so the cashieer doesn't have to figure out that 32 cents change is one big silvery shiny circle, one medium silvery shiny circle and 2 of those reddish things.

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And since someone already PM'ed me saying I was wrong, the big shiney silvery thing is a quarter, the medium is a nickel, and a small is a dime. A nickel is Bigger than a dime. Thank you.
 

CantedValve

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gar-

That is precisely the attitude that has caused the degredation of the US education system... don't hold them accountable for the results... only the effort is important.
 

ElFenix

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Originally posted by: PsychoAndy
This is sad. Mom taught me how to make change by hand when I was 7.

-PAB

and you've just honed your skill over the last decade, eh?
 

PsychoAndy

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Originally posted by: ElFenix
Originally posted by: PsychoAndy
This is sad. Mom taught me how to make change by hand when I was 7.

-PAB

and you've just honed your skill over the last decade, eh?

Yes, I have. She taught me how to tend bar at the same time. Granted to an exremely limited extent as I couldnt reach the top shelf.

-PAB
 

Ameesh

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Originally posted by: gar598
Not all people are good at doing things on the spot - You shouldn't judge people simply by one incident. She should of just waited and typed in the change you gave her into the register thus foregoing the hassle of thinking.

dont make excuses for stupid people.
 

Maetryx

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Originally posted by: CantedValve
gar-

That is precisely the attitude that has caused the degredation of the US education system... don't hold them accountable for the results... only the effort is important.

*That's* your first post????!!! :Q :Q. That's kind of like ending your virginity with a close relative.
 

Evadman

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Originally posted by: Maetryx
Originally posted by: CantedValve
gar-

That is precisely the attitude that has caused the degredation of the US education system... don't hold them accountable for the results... only the effort is important.

*That's* your first post????!!! :Q :Q. That's kind of like ending your virginity with a close relative.

Lay off him he has a cool Nic. :D

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Bad choice of words.

 

Maetryx

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I figure it's like getting harassed when you're a freshman. Happens to everyone. Red Dawn reamed me good like right off the bat.
 

Evadman

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Originally posted by: Maetryx
I figure it's like getting harassed when you're a freshman. Happens to everyone. Red Dawn reamed me good like right off the bat.

Then let's do it right. You get the bedpan and plunger, I will get the ball peen hammer and spackle.

 

Robet

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Did the girl start rambling on about Judge Wopner?

They still teach math in school. Not everyone has to go to the classes though.