So Buddha takes a trip to New York...

[datalink7]

So Buddha takes a trip to New York and sees a hot dog vendor.
He says "Make me one with everything...."
So the vendor gives him his dog and takes his money and goes on to help the next customer.
Buddha looks at the vendor incredulously and says "Where's my change?"
The vendor smiles at Buddha and says "Change comes from within".
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You can throw tomatoes now.

 

[DrumminBoy]

lol :beer:

 

[iwearnosox]

*groan*

What's black and comes in little white cans?

Michael Jackson!

Thank you, thank you! Be here all the night!

 

[Looney]

LOL my Buddhist prof told me this joke before.

 

[Azraele]

You can throw tomatoes now.

Splat!

 

[Aharami]

i'll throw rotten tomatoes at you for making fun of such a pure religion.

jk

good one though

 

[TommyVercetti]

How is this joke possible? Buddah passed away long long long time ago. There was no New York before the 16th century, and even then it had a different name. So did Buddah come back to life, and then visit New York?

 

[isasir]

Originally posted by: TommyVercetti
How is this joke possible? Buddah passed away long long long time ago. There was no New York before the 16th century, and even then it had a different name. So did Buddah come back to life, and then visit New York?

Yes.

 

[Cuda1447]

Originally posted by: TommyVercetti
How is this joke possible? Buddah passed away long long long time ago. There was no New York before the 16th century, and even then it had a different name. So did Buddah come back to life, and then visit New York?

Motion to Ban

 

[WinkOsmosis]

Originally posted by: TommyVercetti
How is this joke possible? Buddah passed away long long long time ago. There was no New York before the 16th century, and even then it had a different name. So did Buddah come back to life, and then visit New York?

If reasonable people can believe that a guy named Jesus died and came back to life thanks to his father the invisible man in the sky, why can't Buddha come back to life and go to NYC to buy a hotdog?

 

[Mucho]

HA HA

 

[dighn]

wow that was lame so lame that it was almost funny :beer:

 

[prontospyder]

I thought Buddha is a vegetarian?

 

[79Blazer]

*cough*