So, Brutuskend gets invited to a costume party...

[AFB]

:beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer: / :beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer:

 

[RedPickle]

hehe 11/11

 

[ViRGE]

Originally posted by: jamesave
i may sound dumb. but i don't get it at all.. can someone explain it?

Lincoln's most famous speech was his Gettysburg Address given on the battlefield of the same name durring the Civil War. "Four score and seven years ago" is how that speech started.

 

[Weeeman]

Originally posted by: z0mb13
ROFL!!!

10/10

 

[bootymac]

Originally posted by: jamesave

Originally posted by: xSkyDrAx

Originally posted by: jamesave
i may sound dumb. but i don't get it at all.. can someone explain it?

Someone sleeping through history class one too many times?

actually i didn't go to high school in US - even though i took one history class in college..

LOL, don't need to go to an American highschool to understand this joke 😀

 

[crumpet19]

Originally posted by: Brutuskend
at a local bar.

I walk in wearing a stove pipe hat, waist coat and a fake beard.

The bar tender asks me, "You going to a costume party?"

"Yeah" I say.

"I'm supposed to go dressed as my love life."

The bartender says "Yeah, but you look like Abe Lincoln."

"Yeah" I say "My last four scores were seven years ago." 🙁

That was in playboy Jan. 2005!

 

[Bootprint]

I didn't know that Brutuskend was that old, damn a seven year recovery time. Might want to check out some viagra.

 

[coolVariable]

0/10

stupid unfunny joke

 

[RaDragon]

LMAO! So he's really funny IRL, too 🙂

 

[Babbles]

Hahaha, that is pretty funny. I dig it!

 

[dighn]

Originally posted by: ViRGE

Originally posted by: jamesave
i may sound dumb. but i don't get it at all.. can someone explain it?

Lincoln's most famous speech was his Gettysburg Address given on the battlefield of the same name durring the Civil War. "Four score and seven years ago" is how that speech started.

that makes a lot more sense now. thanks.

 

[jjones]

:beer:

 

[mwtgg]

Originally posted by: coolVariable
0/10

stupid unfunny joke

Just because you don't get it, doesn't mean it's not funny.

 

[Brutuskend]

Originally posted by: crumpet19

Originally posted by: Brutuskend
at a local bar.

I walk in wearing a stove pipe hat, waist coat and a fake beard.

The bar tender asks me, "You going to a costume party?"

"Yeah" I say.

"I'm supposed to go dressed as my love life."

The bartender says "Yeah, but you look like Abe Lincoln."

"Yeah" I say "My last four scores were seven years ago." 🙁

That was in playboy Jan. 2005!

Are those bastards stealing my jokes again!?!? 😉

 

[Howard]

Originally posted by: bootymac

Originally posted by: jamesave

Originally posted by: xSkyDrAx

Originally posted by: jamesave
i may sound dumb. but i don't get it at all.. can someone explain it?

Someone sleeping through history class one too many times?

actually i didn't go to high school in US - even though i took one history class in college..

LOL, don't need to go to an American highschool to understand this joke 😀

🙂

 

[Fenixgoon]

Originally posted by: z0mb13
ROFL!!!

10/10

bwahahhahaahhaahah that's one of the best!:beer:!

 

[jadinolf]

9/10

 

[raanemaan]

8/10 Thanks for the laugh

 

[FrustratedUser]

:thumbsup:

 

[PunDogg]

hahahahaha

Dogg

 

[Corporate Thug]

10/10

 

[ggavinmoss]

That may be the best joke you've told here. 🙂

:beer:

10/10

 

[Wahsapa]

haha! abe lincoln, god forbid anybody use a president in a joke 😛

 

[Aharami]

Brut. If I were the bartender, I'd let you have a drink on the house for that joke!!