so...am i screwed?

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geno

geno

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Get 4 jars of pickles ( the big jars) pick out the pickles and drink the juice of all 4 jars. You will pass. And by saying "you will pass", I mean "you probably won't, better luck next time"
 
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Gulzakar

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THC isn't very soluable in water and is actually stored in body fat. Losing weight won't help either because it will just release more THC from previous use. On the same token, it does take a while for THC to build up in your system (read: fat), so if you stop smoking now, you'd probably pass the test. Urine tests aren't the most accurate, so the amount of THC in your Urine will depend on your use. If you aren't a regular smoker, you'll probably pass clean after 48 hours.
 
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skull

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OP theres ways around them detecting your diluting your piss with water. Ill see if i can find a link theres certain things they look for in your piss. If I remember right taking creatine and b vitamins helps.
 
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Genx87

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Anybody serious about getting a job doesnt toke up until after they get the job lol
 
EagleKeeper

EagleKeeper

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If you take the test and fail - kiss any chance later on with that employer.

And typical - thinking that weed is good for you and you do not have to live by society's rules.
Then you panic because you realize that you need society.
 
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OogyWaWa

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For future purposes, here is my *cough* "detox" ...lol
last night I drank about 3/4 gallon of water and half gallon of apple juice
woke up at 7 today, have had nothing to eat. drank about 1/2-3/4 gallon of water until my piss turned completely clear. took two multi-vitamins and back to drinking another 1/2 gallon of apple juice. probably throw in a cup of coffee or two in a bit.

will load up on cokes and shit to turn my piss yellow again later today. might eat before test, not sure yet.

i give myself a 30&#37; chance of passing... anywho, the results of this test will help me out with a future test. so, worst case, at least I will know none of this shit works and next time I can be more prepared. although, i don't have any intentions on smoking for a long time so...oh well :p
 
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OogyWaWa

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arcenite said:
Deserve having to run around like a chicken with your head cut off because you did something stupid when other people continue to work their asses off.
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i'm a student. i worked my ass off. I got all A's with a fucking tough schedule. anywho, probably not the best decision of my life :p

Gulzaker: I hope you're right :p

Skull: Any help is appreciated :) but, i heard vit-B turns your piss neon and they throw it out.... i might have some creatine laying around... hmmmmm

genex87: I had NO idea they would make an offer anytime in the near future. However,they told me there would be a subsequent test. So, if i pass this one I guess I need to stay clean, lol

CCmod: Yah, I figured as much, but there won't be any legal matters and no other company should know, so, NBD IMO. Sure, working for this company would be cool, but, I didn't have my heart set on it and am not terribly excited about it anyways. Even If I pass the test there is a 95% chance I will turn them down later anyways. Also, This thread isn't a debate about if I should or should not be smoking pot. Don't turn it into one please :) I'll live with my decisions :p
 
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hiromizu

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Can't you just borrow someone else's pee? I think Ethan Hawk did this and successfully was able to bypass a space agency security and fly a rocket.
 
bobross419

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OogyWaWa said:
In celebration of making fucking awesome grades for the first time in my life (All A's ;) ) I decided I would toke up and relax for a while. I smoked about 4 blunts and 2 bowls over the course of 4 days. I got a call from an employer with whom I had an internship interview with and they made me an offer. Now I've gotta go take a fucking pee test. Other than last week, I haven't smoked in 2 years. Even before that it was just once or twice.

I smoked my last bit on the 15th (I have to take the test today). According to shit that I've read I'll probably fail because I'm fat and didn't exercise that much last week. I read some shit about drinking lots of water so I've been chugging it since last night. Either way I'm pee shy so maybe if I tell them that I drank a shitload of water to get over pee-shyness it won't be positive for dilution.

This really sucks because I pretty much never smoke pot. The one time I decide get down as a reward for being such a kickass student I get fucked in the ass.

Anywho, am I fucked or what?

Moral of the story: Don't have fun.

fucking hell...
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How bout you not be fucking retarded and do something that is against the law anyways... especially knowing that you have internship applications out there... fucking dumbass.
 
drum

drum

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don't forget to update this thread when you learn the results!
 
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