So, after paying all my bills I'm left with roughly $80.00 to last me two weeks

[her209]

R-A-M-E-N

10 for $1

 

[Mill]

Why did you join a 24 hour gym when you can't even afford to eat? Maybe apes are more evolved than us humans. You certainly don't help the human race if aliens are watching. They are thinking what kind of moron does that?

 

[fatbaby]

Sperm Donors--Get Paid for Something You're Already Doing!

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Reply to: sperm@mindspring.com
Date: 2003-05-13, 3:19PM


Get Paid for Something You're Already Doing!
Help Build Families


The Sperm Bank of California is looking for healthy men of all ethnicities to become paid sperm donors. We're a friendly, progressive non-profit founded in 1982, and we really care about our donors. Check us out on the web at http://www.thespermbankofca.org/services/paiddonr.htm

Reasons to donate:
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You are eligible if you are:
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There's a six to eight week screening period before you are approved as a donor. If you're approved as a donor, you're paid $50.00 for each ejaculate (sperm sample) that meets our minimum sperm count--this includes retroactive pay for the ejaculates you provided during screening! You'll need to abstain from ejaculating for 48 hours before each appointment--at eachappointment, you provide an ejaculate by masturbating in a private room. During the screening we evaluate your fertility, test you for sexually transmitted diseases (you'll be asked to provide blood, urine and semen samples), ask you to complete a family health history form, and send you to our doctor for an exam.

If you're interested in earning a supplemental income while helping others create families AND you fit the criteria above, give us a call at 510-841-1858 between 9am-5pm, so we can complete an intake interview and schedule your first appointment.

Additionally, we pay a finder's fee of $500. Tell your friends about us! If you refer someone who becomes a contracted donor, you can earn $500.

Please note that due to pending federal regulations, we are not able to accept donor applicants who have had sex with other men within the past five years. We very much regret this regulation (and in fact, representatives from our bank have expressed our concerns at FDA hearings), but we are required to abide by it in order to keep our tissue bank license. Tissue bank licensing bodies follow US Public Health Service guidelines, which define men who have had sex with men as "high-risk" for HIV, regardless of their individual risk management practices.



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[ultimatebob]

Originally posted by: RossMAN

Originally posted by: Yzzim

Originally posted by: yellowfiero

Originally posted by: RossMAN
Why does this not surprise me?

how about THIS?

or THIS

or THIS (which I am guilty of BTW but I don't create a new thread every 3 days).

THIS might also have something to with the low income situation.

 

[Howard]

Quit your gym. Go run, or do pushups or ANYTHING. Hell, you can get a set of free weights for how much it costs a month.

 

[Howard]

Originally posted by: Ornery
How did you know? It wasn't supposed to rain for the next three days, so I started painting shutters and what not in the porch. I was just about to start putting the body color on the front of the house and the sky turned gray. Had a real gully washer after that. Now it's all wet back by the shed I'm constructing. If the Army Corps of Engineers finds out, they'll pull my permit due to wetland restrictions and I'll never get to build!

You look like you know what you're doing. My dad put up a nice shed a few months ago. I'd post pics but I'm without a CF card right now.

4x4s on the ground (like in your pic), 2x4 studs/trusses, plywood exterior/roofing, asphalt sheet roofing. About 9'x16'?

 

[Dark4ng3l]

Man I spend less than 80$ candain total in 2 weeks, and that includes gas, school books, everything..... 210$ fro gym?!? thats utterly insane. Even if it's a one time payment you should have saved up over 4-5 months to buy it it it's too expensive...

 

[Ornery]

Originally posted by: Howard

Originally posted by: Ornery
How did you know? It wasn't supposed to rain for the next three days, so I started painting shutters and what not in the porch. I was just about to start putting the body color on the front of the house and the sky turned gray. Had a real gully washer after that. Now it's all wet back by the shed I'm constructing. If the Army Corps of Engineers finds out, they'll pull my permit due to wetland restrictions and I'll never get to build!

You look like you know what you're doing. My dad put up a nice shed a few months ago. I'd post pics but I'm without a CF card right now.

4x4s on the ground (like in your pic), 2x4 studs/trusses, plywood exterior/roofing, asphalt sheet roofing. About 9'x16'?

If I get a break in the weather, it will be done pretty soon. I have to paint the front of the house first, though. It's all primed and the trim is pulled off. My wife doesn't give two sh|ts about the shed, but she wants this house painted!

I can't wait to get to it. In the end, I'll have 6" overhangs all around, with vinyl soffit, fascia and siding. I don't want to have to paint that damn thing! Text

 

[Eli]

Easy.

 

[ultimatebob]

Anyway, it's probably time to load up on Ramen noodles, microwave burritos, and those boxes of store brand Mac and Cheese!