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So, about this whole 'gigantic butts' thing.

phucheneh

phucheneh

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...I'm really growing weary of it, these giant butts.

Every picture of a supposedly attractive woman is centered on her butt. Her enormous, gigantic butt.

I'm not even sure how women are accomplishing this. I feel like we're on the verge of strange future observations, a la '70's boobs were different, man.'

I'm scared.
 
Newell Steamer said:
Let's not get carried away...

What is a 'gigantic' butt?
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A butt that appears to not belong on the body it is attached to.

These women seem to be becoming pros at cultivating ass mass without getting large waists.

Ass is the new boobs. And I don't like it, sir.
 
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phucheneh said:
A butt that appears to not belong on the body it is attached to.

These women seem to be becoming pros at cultivating ass mass without getting large waists.

Ass is the new boobs. And I don't like it, sir.
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We can do away with that. Fat asses can go away as well. I hate blubber beasts.

Fit asses, that are big,.. let them stay forever though.

Coco,.. Kim, etc.... bleh.
 
JulesMaximus said:
I think Sir Mix Alot started this trend in the early 90s.
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985 B.C., Book of Solomon, Chapter, 7 Verse 2:

Your navel is like a round goblet
Which never lacks mixed wine;
Your belly is like a heap of wheat
Fenced about with lilies.


1593, William Shakespeare, Venus and Adonis:

My beauty as the spring doth yearly grow;
My flesh is soft and plump, my marrow burning;


1928, D.H. Lawrence, Lady Chatterly's Lover:

He watched the beautiful curving drop of her haunches.
That fascinated him to-day.
How it sloped with a rich down-slope to the heavy roundness of her buttocks!


1992, Sir Mix-a-Lot, Baby Got Back:

I like big butts and I cannot lie...
 
phucheneh said:
...I'm really growing weary of it, these giant butts.

Every picture of a supposedly attractive woman is centered on her butt. Her enormous, gigantic butt.

I'm not even sure how women are accomplishing this. I feel like we're on the verge of strange future observations, a la '70's boobs were different, man.'

I'm scared.
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Oh... my... god Becky, look at her butt. It is so big.
She looks like one of those rap guy's girlfriends.
Who understands those rap guys.
They only talk to her because she looks like a total prostitute.
I mean her butt, it's just so... big!
I can't believe it's just so round, and out there. I mean, gross.
Look, she's just so... black!
 
I hate this big ass syndrome everyone has come down with. Filthy, huge, junk filled shit cans are not attractive. These women and their huge asses. They look like deformed black widows.
 
chicks are like pizza. Some guys can eat any style of pizza anytime from thick crust to thin to totinos and cafeteria pizza while some only like one style in a certain way.
 
Even when it appears to be done 'right'...like, some chick's ass is round and firm, not just gelatinous and misshapen...

I still can't see the appeal if it looks grotesquely out of proportion to the rest of her. That's what baffles me...how women are naturally (I...assume...generally) growing asses that look no different from comically-oversized pornstar boobs.
 
phucheneh said:
Even when it appears to be done 'right'...like, some chick's ass is round and firm, not just gelatinous and misshapen...

I still can't see the appeal if it looks grotesquely out of proportion to the rest of her. That's what baffles me...how women are naturally (I...assume...generally) growing asses that look no different from comically-oversized pornstar boobs.
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They have ass implants INSTALLED, and then they have their lower ribs REMOVED, as in, ribs = UNINSTALLED.
 
Humpy said:
985 B.C., Book of Solomon, Chapter, 7 Verse 2:

Your navel is like a round goblet
Which never lacks mixed wine;
Your belly is like a heap of wheat
Fenced about with lilies.


1593, William Shakespeare, Venus and Adonis:

My beauty as the spring doth yearly grow;
My flesh is soft and plump, my marrow burning;


1928, D.H. Lawrence, Lady Chatterly's Lover:

He watched the beautiful curving drop of her haunches.
That fascinated him to-day.
How it sloped with a rich down-slope to the heavy roundness of her buttocks!


1992, Sir Mix-a-Lot, Baby Got Back:

I like big butts and I cannot lie...
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1983, Frank Zappa, Sex:
The bigger the cushion, the better the pushin'
 
manimal said:
chicks are like pizza. Some guys can eat any style of pizza anytime from thick crust to thin to totinos and cafeteria pizza while some only like one style in a certain way.
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one style in a certain way, for both chicks and pizz....sonofa btich you're right!!! get outta my head you sorcerer!
 
I prefer the butts of ballerina women. The perfect mix of fat and muscle.
And yes I only date ballerina women.
 
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