So a Special Agent of some sorts walks into the place where I work...

[FoBoT]

i wonder how many death threats against the VP one thread can get?

yo, xboxist, show this thread to the SS guy and see if he thinks it is funny that so many people want him to shoot the VP

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: dquan97
I thought they prefer shooting from rooftops...

Only in the movies.

- M4H

 

[Bootprint]

What is Cheney's code name?


Found :
George Bush II = Trailblazer
Jenna Bush = Twinkle
Dick Cheney = Angler

 

[dquan97]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: dquan97
I thought they prefer shooting from rooftops...

Only in the movies.

- M4H

Or in UT / Call of Duty

 

[TallBill]

Originally posted by: GoodDad

Originally posted by: TallBill

it cant hurt to ask can it?

LoL, actually yes it can. He'd probably be locked up. You can't threaten the President or Vice President, and they'd probably assume that as a threat.

you can however, say that you "feel they should be shot"

we have free speach, you just have to know how to word it

Even then I'd be carefull. But yes, we still do have free speech. Just make SURE they know its just speach, not action

 

[Nocturnal]

That's pretty crazy. I did have a DEA agent interview me one time because I had supposedly sold a cellular phone to a drug dealer they were wanting to catch. However, he told me that it was a slow day which was the reason he was coming by to see if I recognized anyone in this photosheet he showed me.

 

[Kelemvor]

Better yet, if Cheney is going to actually be at a place across the street... Wait until he gets out of his car and then start saying: "There hs is. Shoot him. QUick. What are you waiting for? Take the shot..."

 

[xboxist]

Originally posted by: FrankyJunior
Better yet, if Cheney is going to actually be at a place across the street... Wait until he gets out of his car and then start saying: "There hs is. Shoot him. QUick. What are you waiting for? Take the shot..."

heh... would be so great.

They're still over there, and they've now put up a small tent-like screen between the guards and the sniper. I can't see past it. The guards are like gladiators or something. Intense and mute. One of them has sunglasses. The other one doesn't, and when I glance over there he always makes eye contact with me until I look away. It's damn intimidating.

 

[bigalt]

go to some website that has gunshots. the advertising banner on gamefaqs always scares the piss out of me at 2 am.

 

[Imdmn04]

What happens if your company dont let him in? If its private property, can you legally deny him the access?

 

[xxAgentCowxx]

PULL THE FIRE ALARM!!!!!!

 

[TheNinja]

I think you should try to steal his lunch money. Go up to him and say, "Excuse me, there is only room for one badass on this floor, and right now that's me. So you'd better hand over some sort of payment and maybe I'll allow you to stay on my turf. If you don't pay up, I'm pretty sure one of us will be leaving in a body bag!"

 

[Rufio]

Originally posted by: xboxist

Originally posted by: FrankyJunior
Better yet, if Cheney is going to actually be at a place across the street... Wait until he gets out of his car and then start saying: "There hs is. Shoot him. QUick. What are you waiting for? Take the shot..."

heh... would be so great.

They're still over there, and they've now put up a small tent-like screen between the guards and the sniper. I can't see past it. The guards are like gladiators or something. Intense and mute. One of them has sunglasses. The other one doesn't, and when I glance over there he always makes eye contact with me until I look away. It's damn intimidating.

wink at him and lick your lips!
AHHHAH

make him crack!!!!!

 

[dquan97]

Originally posted by: Rufio

Originally posted by: xboxist

Originally posted by: FrankyJunior
Better yet, if Cheney is going to actually be at a place across the street... Wait until he gets out of his car and then start saying: "There hs is. Shoot him. QUick. What are you waiting for? Take the shot..."

heh... would be so great.

They're still over there, and they've now put up a small tent-like screen between the guards and the sniper. I can't see past it. The guards are like gladiators or something. Intense and mute. One of them has sunglasses. The other one doesn't, and when I glance over there he always makes eye contact with me until I look away. It's damn intimidating.

wink at him and lick your lips!
AHHHAH

make him crack!!!!!

They're not the guards at the Buckingham Palace...lick your lips and they might just lick their lips back OR staple your lips to the desk

 

[azazyel]

Originally posted by: Staley8
I think you should try to steal his lunch money. Go up to him and say, "Excuse me, there is only room for one badass on this floor, and right now that's me. So you'd better hand over some sort of payment and maybe I'll allow you to stay on my turf. If you don't pay up, I'm pretty sure one of us will be leaving in a body bag!"

NICE!

 

[boyRacer]

Originally posted by: Staley8
I think you should try to steal his lunch money. Go up to him and say, "Excuse me, there is only room for one badass on this floor, and right now that's me. So you'd better hand over some sort of payment and maybe I'll allow you to stay on my turf. If you don't pay up, I'm pretty sure one of us will be leaving in a body bag!"

LOL

 

[maddogchen]

Originally posted by: xboxist
asks us if he can use a certain window in the corner. This corner faces an intersection outside. We say yes... for some reason, and then he walks back outside.

Not only is he a sniper, he can hypnotize people too! AWESOME!

 

[Bootprint]

Originally posted by: maddogchen

Originally posted by: xboxist
asks us if he can use a certain window in the corner. This corner faces an intersection outside. We say yes... for some reason, and then he walks back outside.

Not only is he a sniper, he can hypnotize people too! AWESOME!

Maybe he waved his hand in the air too.

"These are not the doids we wa.... I mean we can use the corner window"

 

[Vic]

Hmm... this thread reminds me of when I was a kid in '81 and Hinckley shot Reagan. I was over at a friend's house watching the news on TV and when they announced that Reagan would survive his injuries, my friend's old sister (probably 18 or so at the time) yells out "Goddamnit! He missed!" The funny thing is that she was genuinely pissed.

 

[Yax]

Wow, so a special assasin, I mean, agent is setting up in your place of biz so he can get a better shot at Dick Cheney. I hope you all get arrested with him after its all over.

 

[cerebusPu]

lol....he's probly an assassin. funny..the only way i remember how to spell assassin is because its ass-ass-in.

 

[dquan97]

Originally posted by: Vic
Hmm... this thread reminds me of when I was a kid in '81 and Hinckley shot Reagan. I was over at a friend's house watching the news on TV and when they announced that Reagan would survive his injuries, my friend's old sister (probably 18 or so at the time) yells out "Goddamnit! He missed!" The funny thing is that she was genuinely pissed.

what happened to Hincley by the way?

 

[Mill]

Originally posted by: Vic
Hmm... this thread reminds me of when I was a kid in '81 and Hinckley shot Reagan. I was over at a friend's house watching the news on TV and when they announced that Reagan would survive his injuries, my friend's old sister (probably 18 or so at the time) yells out "Goddamnit! He missed!" The funny thing is that she was genuinely pissed.

Pics of friend's sister? Was she hot?

 

[ShotgunSteven]

How much ahead of time did they set up before Cheney was to speak?

 

[xboxist]

Sorry guys... had to leave work in a hurry after my last post.

To answer the above poster, they came and set up about 15 mins. before Cheney arrived.

The event took place without incident (unfortunately). When Cheney was gone and the sniper was packing up, things felt a little more relaxed. I found the chance to ask if we could have refused them the right of entry into our business. He said, "Of course, but I don't think that's ever happened to me, personally."

Then the badass slapped my ass as he walked by and out of sight.

...

...

Ok, that didn't happen. But the whole thing did, and it was pretty sweet. What a cool unexpected event.

That is all.