So a man walks into a bar...

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Hahaha... ouch. :laugh:

I've done something sorta similar when I was younger. Playing football with some friends in our backyard and I was running to catch a pass. Had my eye on the ball and was unaware that I was heading toward one of the clothesline poles. I think I hit it between my head and arm, like the shoulder area. Sorta sucked.
 

jackace

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LOL. those field news reporters get carried away with all the running, walking, dancing, storm chasing, etc. I always like watching the weather people stand out in a hurricane or some other violent storm as they try and report on that very storm. :)
 

waggy

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hahah.

you woudl think they would plan out where they are going and make sure NO POST ARE IN THE WAY hahahha
 

potoba

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it actually happened to me once while i was reading a book and walking. It was freaking painful. I couldn't even sleep for a few days.
 

kalrith

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To quote David Letterman, "Things are always funnier when somebody gets hurt."

Edit: fixed typo
 

Umberger

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My dad did a similar thing one time. He was in the process of teaching my young cousin to water ski, she was intimidated by the boat, so he had her in shallow water, holding on to the rope, facing shore, maybe 50 feet out.

He was on shore, and would run with the rope, so she could get the "feel" of the skis when you are starting to be pulled through the water. (She was only 6 or so, so he was able to run fast enough that she could almost stand up as he was pulling her)

One pull, he was sprinting at full speed, looking back at her, and ran SMACK into a tree head first. He just laid on the ground for 15 minutes, then ended up going to the doctor because his knee swelled up the size of a grapefruit. Good times, good times.
 

Mucho

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I didn't find it funny when I did it.

"Comedy is tragedy happening to someone else." W C Fields
 

Demon-Xanth

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Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open manhole and die. --Mel Brooks.