So a friend of mine is opening a pawn shop and gun store

[GoingUp]

Originally posted by: BreastInspector

Originally posted by: Crono

Originally posted by: BreastInspector

Originally posted by: Crusty

Originally posted by: BreastInspector

Originally posted by: nick1985
LF Work

PST

....what does this mean?

Looking for work.
Please send tell.

WWYBYWB?

Ok you told me what it stands for but what the hell does all this mean? I have no idea what you kids on the internets are talkin bout nowadays

Who Were You Before You Were Banned?

Gobadgrs

I was unaware that I had a twin. Since I can seem to post, it would also seem that I'm not banned either, although I expect you to be shortly.

 

[keird]

Originally posted by: Gobadgrs

Originally posted by: BreastInspector

Originally posted by: Crono

Originally posted by: BreastInspector

Originally posted by: Crusty

Originally posted by: BreastInspector

Originally posted by: nick1985
LF Work

PST

....what does this mean?

Looking for work.
Please send tell.

WWYBYWB?

Ok you told me what it stands for but what the hell does all this mean? I have no idea what you kids on the internets are talkin bout nowadays

Who Were You Before You Were Banned?

Gobadgrs

I was unaware that I had a twin. Since I can seem to post, it would also seem that I'm not banned either, although I expect you to be shortly.

This ought to be good...

 

[lxskllr]

If you're in MD, and can pay at least $20 per hour, I'm your man. I can fix up the junk computers that come in, and I have good general familiarity with everything from tools to musical instruments :^)

 

[EvilYoda]

Originally posted by: keird

Originally posted by: Gobadgrs

Originally posted by: BreastInspector

Originally posted by: Crono

Originally posted by: BreastInspector

Originally posted by: Crusty

Originally posted by: BreastInspector

Originally posted by: nick1985
LF Work

PST

....what does this mean?

Looking for work.
Please send tell.

WWYBYWB?

Ok you told me what it stands for but what the hell does all this mean? I have no idea what you kids on the internets are talkin bout nowadays

Who Were You Before You Were Banned?

Gobadgrs

I was unaware that I had a twin. Since I can seem to post, it would also seem that I'm not banned either, although I expect you to be shortly.

This ought to be good...

What're you doing!? Shoot HIM! He's the clone!

 

[Crusty]

/cues dramatic music

 

[MotionMan]

Originally posted by: lxskllr
If you're in MD, and can pay at least $20 per hour, I'm your man. I can fix up the junk computers that come in, and I have good general familiarity with everything from tools to musical instruments :^)

User Profiles FTL.

MotionMan

 

[oogabooga]

Originally posted by: BreastInspector
One person wrote under awards and Accomplishments: Most improved freshman band member.

Sounds like the most qualified of the bunch

 

[xSauronx]

Originally posted by: BreastInspector

Originally posted by: xSauronx
what'd you expect for a pawn shop? MBAs?

Two MBA's actually applied

:laugh:

damn :thumbsup:

 

[Amused]

I was a busniess owner for over a decade until I sold out and retired.

I can tell you if I didn't have any ethics I could have started a website with hilarious applications and resumes and made bank on it.

It's that sad, folks.

 

[So]

Originally posted by: Amused
I was a busniess owner for over a decade until I sold out and retired.

I can tell you if I didn't have any ethics I could have started a website with hilarious applications and resumes and made bank on it.

It's that sad, folks.

Redact the names, put a clause in your application that says you can publish these.

 

[xeemzor]

Originally posted by: Amused
I was a busniess owner for over a decade until I sold out and retired.

I can tell you if I didn't have any ethics I could have started a website with hilarious applications and resumes and made bank on it.

It's that sad, folks.

The handwritten resume.

 

[Slew Foot]

I honestly believe that a good 5-10% of the population isnt employable in any sense.

 

[TallBill]

Originally posted by: mb
Your definetly been to harsh.

I like

 

[lxskllr]

Originally posted by: Slew Foot
I honestly believe that a good 5-10% of the population isnt employable in any sense.

For the longest time I held the notion that there was no such thing as a stupid person, only uneducated. After 5 years of trying to train people to perform the simplest tasks, I realized how wrong I was :^D

 

[MotionMan]

Originally posted by: lxskllr

Originally posted by: Slew Foot
I honestly believe that a good 5-10% of the population isnt employable in any sense.

For the longest time I held the notion that there was no such thing as a stupid person, only uneducated. After 5 years of trying to train people to perform the simplest tasks, I realized how wrong I was :^D

I have to deal with some of the dumbest people society has to offer. Sometimes, when they say things, I can do nothing but just look blankly at them for fear of laughing or crying in their face.

MotionMan

 

[JS80]

Originally posted by: Slew Foot
I honestly believe that a good 5-10% of the population isnt employable in any sense.

5-10% of the entire population or 5-10% of the population that actually tries to get a job?

 

[JS80]

Originally posted by: Gobadgrs

Originally posted by: BreastInspector

Originally posted by: Crono

Originally posted by: BreastInspector

Originally posted by: Crusty

Originally posted by: BreastInspector

Originally posted by: nick1985
LF Work

PST

....what does this mean?

Looking for work.
Please send tell.

WWYBYWB?

Ok you told me what it stands for but what the hell does all this mean? I have no idea what you kids on the internets are talkin bout nowadays

Who Were You Before You Were Banned?

Gobadgrs

I was unaware that I had a twin. Since I can seem to post, it would also seem that I'm not banned either, although I expect you to be shortly.

Twin? I think you mean clone.

 

[miketheidiot]

Originally posted by: xSauronx
what'd you expect for a pawn shop? MBAs?

pawn shop is probably too intellectually difficult of work for an mba.

 

[MotionMan]

Originally posted by: JS80

Originally posted by: Slew Foot
I honestly believe that a good 5-10% of the population isnt employable in any sense.

5-10% of the entire population or 5-10% of the population that actually tries to get a job?

Both.



MotionMan

 

[miketheidiot]

Originally posted by: Slew Foot
I honestly believe that a good 5-10% of the population isnt employable in any sense.

these people seem to all end up at grocery stores.

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

Originally posted by: xeemzor

Originally posted by: Amused
I was a busniess owner for over a decade until I sold out and retired.

I can tell you if I didn't have any ethics I could have started a website with hilarious applications and resumes and made bank on it.

It's that sad, folks.

The handwritten resume.

LOL!

 

[BreastInspector]

a few more notables

One priest
One resume entirely in 36 point font
One person who sent in his resume 5 times (once a day for five days)

 

[xeemzor]

Originally posted by: GodlessAstronomer

Originally posted by: xeemzor

Originally posted by: Amused
I was a busniess owner for over a decade until I sold out and retired.

I can tell you if I didn't have any ethics I could have started a website with hilarious applications and resumes and made bank on it.

It's that sad, folks.

The handwritten resume.

LOL!

After doing some digging, it seems someone already created a website of terrible resumes already.

 

[SandEagle]

Originally posted by: xSauronx
what'd you expect for a pawn shop? MBAs?

i lol'd

then thought of this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcoDV0dhWPA