So a chick approached me at work...

[imported_Kensai]

Originally posted by: GeekDrew

Originally posted by: torpid
Why do you need her to be there when renaming the PC?

... didn't he need her to *not* be there?

Not everybody is so smart here.

 

[40Hands]

Originally posted by: sourceninja
Around here there is always one rule, always be nice to the IT guy. Or it may take a few hours/days to get that PC fixed.

Nice people will get me to stay though lunch, or after work to get their stuff fixed. Everyone else can wait.

QFT x 10

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: NatePo717

Originally posted by: Hammer
peg her with a bottle of midol next time she starts b1tchin.

does this actually work??

if you use a potato gun...

 

[exilera]

Originally posted by: Nitemare

Originally posted by: NatePo717

Originally posted by: Hammer
peg her with a bottle of midol next time she starts b1tchin.

does this actually work??

if you use a potato gun...

:laugh:

 

[yukichigai]

Yeah, everyone's nice to me at work, probably because they know what might happen should they piss me off. Realistically I'd never outright screw someone if they weren't nice to me, but they don't know that.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Stop staring at her chest everytime you see/talk to her. That generally makes chicks uncomfortable.

 

[exilera]

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Stop staring at her chest everytime you see/talk to her. That generally makes chicks uncomfortable.

What chest?

 

[shilala]

Good story. I actually read it.
She sounds a little full of herself. Her boyfriend is a lucky man.

 

[scorpmatt]

Originally posted by: exilera

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Stop staring at her chest everytime you see/talk to her. That generally makes chicks uncomfortable.

What chest?

heh, if it had been me, I probably would've busted up laughing in the mood I am in now. Nothing like laughing at someone to have them realize that they are not in the right

 

[Xyclone]

Originally posted by: NatePo717

Originally posted by: Hammer
peg her with a bottle of midol next time she starts b1tchin.

does this actually work??

You guys are crazy. :laugh:

 

[andy9o]

situation handled like only an IT PRO could, :thumbsup:

 

[91TTZ]

Originally posted by: exilera

Cliffs:
- Bimbo gets an attitude when I attempt to fix her PC
- Bimbo approaches me 10 minutes later and states that she doesn't like me, she has a steady boyfriend, I'm bothering her and threatens to tell her boss if I keep bothering her
- My boss rags on bimbo

Complain now to her boss. She's still new and nobody has any attachment to her. They're much more likely to fire her now than if this happened next year.

Get the b1tch fired.

 

[exilera]

Originally posted by: 91TTZ

Originally posted by: exilera

Cliffs:
- Bimbo gets an attitude when I attempt to fix her PC
- Bimbo approaches me 10 minutes later and states that she doesn't like me, she has a steady boyfriend, I'm bothering her and threatens to tell her boss if I keep bothering her
- My boss rags on bimbo

Complain now to her boss. She's still new and nobody has any attachment to her. They're much more likely to fire her now than if this happened next year.

Get the b1tch fired.

It really crossed my mind; her tirade really pissed me off. Imagine some less than attractive chick approaching you and basically accuse you of stalking her. After talking with my boss though, he said I should leave it alone, and if for some reason she told her boss and he approached me, I should immediately direct him to my boss and he'd "take care of it" lol.

 

[Yossarian]

rename her machine to "DUMB_KUNT" or equivalent.

 

[torpid]

Originally posted by: Joemonkey

Originally posted by: torpid
Why do you need her to be there when renaming the PC?

i think he wanted to know when she was leaving so he could rename her PC w/o interrupting her work

Hm... but he has already done 3 of them, possibly while those people are there. Sounds a little fishy.

 

[yukichigai]

Originally posted by: Yossarian
rename her machine to "DUMB_KUNT" or equivalent.

I preffer YOU_OWE_ME_A_RIB.

 

[exilera]

Originally posted by: torpid

Originally posted by: Joemonkey

Originally posted by: torpid
Why do you need her to be there when renaming the PC?

i think he wanted to know when she was leaving so he could rename her PC w/o interrupting her work

Hm... but he has already done 3 of them, possibly while those people are there. Sounds a little fishy.

This took place at 6:15pm. I stay until 6:30, my normal hours. The market closes at 4, and most of the traders leave by 5. She was the hold up so I saved her for last.

 

[torpid]

Originally posted by: exilera

Originally posted by: torpid

Originally posted by: Joemonkey

Originally posted by: torpid
Why do you need her to be there when renaming the PC?

i think he wanted to know when she was leaving so he could rename her PC w/o interrupting her work

Hm... but he has already done 3 of them, possibly while those people are there. Sounds a little fishy.

This took place at 6:15pm. I stay until 6:30, my normal hours. The market closes at 4, and most of the traders leave by 5. She was the hold up so I saved her for last.

It is starting to make sense. I think I know why she stays later than the rest. Do you hear a whistling noise from her cranium when it's windy?

 

[Toasthead]

Originally posted by: jndietz
tell her to F off.

 

[exilera]

Originally posted by: torpid

Originally posted by: exilera

Originally posted by: torpid

Originally posted by: Joemonkey

Originally posted by: torpid
Why do you need her to be there when renaming the PC?

i think he wanted to know when she was leaving so he could rename her PC w/o interrupting her work

Hm... but he has already done 3 of them, possibly while those people are there. Sounds a little fishy.

This took place at 6:15pm. I stay until 6:30, my normal hours. The market closes at 4, and most of the traders leave by 5. She was the hold up so I saved her for last.

It is starting to make sense. I think I know why she stays later than the rest. Do you hear a whistling noise from her cranium when it's windy?

The first time my co-worker and I spoke with her, I later made the comment that she seemed "high" and incredibly ditzy. I suppose I wasn't far off the mark...

 

[nutxo]

Originally posted by: Hammer
peg her with a bottle of midol next time she starts b1tchin.

nah, leave it on her desk so she finds it in the morning. A few days later leave some tampons on her desk. A few dasy after that some dexatrim. A few days after that some zit cream. A few days after that some deodorant.

Be creative. Set her wallpaper to toobgirl or goate. Have fun with it.
Be sure to get some friends in on it so whenever she walks into a room there will always be someone gigling. She'll leave on her own.

 

[revnja]

sabotage her computer and fill her HD with stuff against company policy (be creative), and other miscellaneous computer sabotage and get her fired.

 

[exilera]

You guys are evil! I love it :laugh:

She definitely won't get getting the star IT treatment from now on, that's for sure. I've told 4 managers and all of my co-workers (about 15 people) about this situation, and they were all amazed at her stupidity.

 

Why did you say in the topic that she approached you, when in reality it was you who approached her?

 

[Xyclone]

Yeah, good thing you told her boss. If she did report you to HR you could have been in some serious trouble.

EDIT: 500th post!