So a 40 year old ricer thinks his acura is fast

[tommywishbone]

Originally posted by: Astaroth33
rice rice baby

Nooooo :laugh:

 

[Iron Addict]

OMG!!11!1 I BEAT A INTEGRA WITH MY USED LEXUS!!!11!
I MUST GO MAKE A THREAD ABOUT IT CAUSE I HAVE SMALL PENIS IN REAL LIFE!!1!!

 

[gsellis]

Originally posted by: pookguy88
That's all well and good for a normal Integra, but I think a Type R would be much more 'fun' than your GS400

It is (the ITR). The Lexus drives like a numb boat compared.

 

[newParadigm]

My rice beat some one elses not rice once.

<---Drives a 1999 Mazda 626 V6 5spd (203bhp on a dynamo). Raced a fvcking Stratus, IDK why the dude watned to...I know its no accomplishment, it was just humorous.

 

[makken]

Originally posted by: jtvang125
Fun is of course something subjective but by the numbers which car do you think is more "fun" to drive?

the lighter one.

 

[Aimster]

Originally posted by: Iron Addict
OMG!!11!1 I BEAT A INTEGRA WITH MY USED LEXUS!!!11!
I MUST GO MAKE A THREAD ABOUT IT CAUSE I HAVE SMALL PENIS IN REAL LIFE!!1!!

So his Lexus is crap because it is USED?

Are you in H.S?

 

[DivideBYZero]

Originally posted by: newParadigmRic0r
My rice beat rice one rice not rice once.

<---Drives a 1999 Rice rice V6 5spd (203bhp on a rice). Riced a fvcking Stratus, RICE why the rice watned to...I know its rice no accomplishment, it was rice just rice humorous.

Rice?

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: DivideBYZero

Originally posted by: jtvang125

Originally posted by: DivideBYZero
Topic Title: So a 20 year old ricer thinks his lexus is fast

Oh...I forgot this is ATOT, where every japanese car is rice.

You said it first, Rice Master General.

lol, as much as i despise the people on this forum sometimes, there are times like this where i just laugh my ass off at the comments.

Rice Master General, ricetrack, rice-a-thon, Super Rice Racing, OKAY! ^_^

No kidding, this thread is riceless! Oops, I meant priceless.

I hearby nominate this thread for PWNAGE of the year.

 

[gsellis]

Originally posted by: DivideBYZero

Originally posted by: newParadigmRic0r
My rice beat rice one rice not rice once.

<---Drives a 1999 Rice rice V6 5spd (203bhp on a rice). Riced a fvcking Stratus, RICE why the rice watned to...I know its rice no accomplishment, it was rice just rice humorous.

Rice?

My 95 Prelude could take on any Dodge Minivan around ....

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: DivideBYZero

Originally posted by: fbrdphreak

Originally posted by: DivideBYZero

Originally posted by: fbrdphreak

Originally posted by: franguinho

Originally posted by: jtvang125

Originally posted by: DivideBYZero
Topic Title: So a 20 year old ricer thinks his lexus is fast

Oh...I forgot this is ATOT, where every japanese car is rice.

nice rims

owned

Who?

Mr. My-Overpriced-Overweight-Lexus-With-Big-Shiny-Duck-Fvckin'-Ugly-Rims-But-It-Isn
t-Rice, that's who

You should see in his trunk.

Is that a rice cooker in there? :laugh:

 

[Pacfanweb]

Originally posted by: jtvang125

Originally posted by: DivideBYZero
Topic Title: So a 20 year old ricer thinks his lexus is fast

Oh...I forgot this is ATOT, where every japanese car is rice.

Well...they are. That isn't just ATOT, it's everywhere.

Jap cars have been called rice burners and what not for a long time before teenage pimple farmers started putting big wings and Type R stickers on.

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: gsellis

Originally posted by: DivideBYZero

Originally posted by: newParadigmRic0r
My rice beat rice one rice not rice once.

<---Drives a 1999 Rice rice V6 5spd (203bhp on a rice). Riced a fvcking Stratus, RICE why the rice watned to...I know its rice no accomplishment, it was rice just rice humorous.

Rice?

My 95 Prelude could take on any Dodge Minivan around ....

O RLY?

 

[Iron Addict]

Originally posted by: Aimster

Originally posted by: Iron Addict
OMG!!11!1 I BEAT A INTEGRA WITH MY USED LEXUS!!!11!
I MUST GO MAKE A THREAD ABOUT IT CAUSE I HAVE SMALL PENIS IN REAL LIFE!!1!!

So his Lexus is crap because it is USED?

Are you in H.S?

No. I will be next year.

-True Street Racer

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: DivideBYZero

Originally posted by: newParadigmRic0r
My rice beat rice one rice not rice once.

<---Drives a 1999 Rice rice V6 5spd (203bhp on a rice). Riced a fvcking Stratus, RICE why the rice watned to...I know its rice no accomplishment, it was rice just rice humorous.

Rice?

:laugh:
I rice the way you did that.

 

[SketchMaster]

But can you race an SUV?

 

[jtvang125]

Originally posted by: Aimster
GS400 is an "ok" car (speed-wise) but it isn't that fast anymore.

A lot of cars are running mid 14s these days... even Altimas.

Not to say I dont like your car. It's a good car, & I would buy it over an Altima NEW.

My car is not fast but my audio is loud. Whenever someone pulls up next to me blasting their music I turn mine down. I dont want to make people feel like crap.
If my car was fast and I saw some guy who was driving a POS thinking he was fast I would have let him think he was fast.

But if you had fun you had fun.

Thank you...finally someone with some constructive critizism instead of rice this rice that. I agree it's just an "ok" car and there are more and more cars coming out that are just as fast if not faster. There are plenty of 6 cylinder cars now that can give my v8 a good run for the money.

Now do I feel any better because I beat a car I knew was slower? No. Did I have fun doing it? Sure did. I'm also willing to bet that if I tried toying with a vette or some car a lot faster than mine he or she wouldn't hesitate to show me my place.

 

[Vic]

Originally posted by: DivideBYZero

Originally posted by: newParadigmRic0r
My rice beat rice one rice not rice once.

<---Drives a 1999 Rice rice V6 5spd (203bhp on a rice). Riced a fvcking Stratus, RICE why the rice watned to...I know its rice no accomplishment, it was rice just rice humorous.

Rice?

Yeah well my rice killed a Magnum SRT-8 the other weekend, but that's not something I usually brag about online.

 

[chuckywang]

Originally posted by: radioouman

Originally posted by: pontifex
so your rice beat his rice?

Same thing I was going to say...

It's like your sh1t taking sh1t.

 

[LtPage1]

Originally posted by: thirdeye
Way to show him who's boss! That'll teach him to go WOT without consequences. :roll:

This has nothing to do with rice vs. rice. It's more idiot with a crap car vs. idiot with a nice car who thinks it's a race car.

dingding winnAr!
Clean GS, though. Love the wheels.

 

[newParadigm]

Originally posted by: gsellis

Originally posted by: DivideBYZero

Originally posted by: newParadigmRic0r
My rice beat rice one rice not rice once.

<---Drives a 1999 Rice rice V6 5spd (203bhp on a rice). Riced a fvcking Stratus, RICE why the rice watned to...I know its rice no accomplishment, it was rice just rice humorous.

Rice?

My 95 Prelude could take on any Dodge Minivan around ....

Minivan? The stratus is their medium sized sedan (inbetween the Intrepid and the Neon)

 

[mrSHEiK124]

Originally posted by: DivideBYZero
Super Rice Racing, OKAY! ^_^

:laugh:

I could so see that as a Japanese TV show with a bunch of little girls running around singing silly things like ouikianakaiouty (or whatever that annoying Morning Musume song posted here was).

Now, STOP TALKING ABOUT RICE, I'M FASTING AND YOU BASTARDS ARE MAKING ME HUNGRY :|

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: mrSHEiK124

Originally posted by: DivideBYZero
Super Rice Racing, OKAY! ^_^

:laugh:

I could so see that as a Japanese TV show with a bunch of little girls running around singing silly things like ouikianakaiouty (or whatever that annoying Morning Musume song posted here was).

Now, STOP TALKING ABOUT RICE, I'M FASTING AND YOU BASTARDS ARE MAKING ME HUNGRY :|

Mmmm... rice and bulk beef...

 

[RapidSnail]

Originally posted by: alkemyst
<op>Huh, Lexus is Italian foo!</op>

Lexus is Japanese. In fact, it's Toyota's luxury line.

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[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: RapidSnail

Originally posted by: alkemyst
<op>Huh, Lexus is Italian foo!</op>

Lexus is Japanese. In fact, it's Toyota's luxury line.

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[Number1]

Are you sure it's not a GS400?