Snorgling.

[shortylickens]

Originally posted by: ironwing
You're not helping your cause.

Snort + Snuggle. Summarizes the situation when you moosh your face into a fuzzy wuzzy smoochie wiggle and make googoo noises.

Quickest way to get kicked in the head.

 

[Capt Caveman]

Originally posted by: fuzzybabybunny

Originally posted by: Capt Caveman

Originally posted by: Born2bwire
Are you a six-year old girl?

No? That's the problem.

This.

FBB, why did you post this? Do you have any self-respect? Instead of growing-up, you act like a little girl and you wonder why you can't meet a woman.

Get a job and seek counseling.

So self respect is hiding who I am?

You don't believe there something wrong with your behavior? Do you understand why you're not able to meet a woman?

Time to grow-up little girl.

 

[destrekor]

Originally posted by: fuzzybabybunny

Originally posted by: Capt Caveman

Originally posted by: Born2bwire
Are you a six-year old girl?

No? That's the problem.

This.

FBB, why did you post this? Do you have any self-respect? Instead of growing-up, you act like a little girl and you wonder why you can't meet a woman.

Get a job and seek counseling.

So self respect is hiding who I am?

So you acknowledge that you share apparently many personality traits with that of a pre-pubescent girl? You don't find that alarming at all, considering you are an adult male?

I think you're beyond even admitting that you should seek help, and instead just need a major wake up call in your life that'll force you to grow up or get left behind and end up on the streets your whole life.

 

[KGB]

This thread either fails miserably or had great potential.

There is no in-between.

*snorgle snorgle*

 

[Skeeedunt]

Wow, 707 just delivered a dose of reality straight to your face, I suggest you take it under consideration.

And there's a difference between hiding who you are and moderating your personality. There's no shame in the latter.

 

[Ruptga]

Originally posted by: fuzzybabybunny

Originally posted by: Capt Caveman

Originally posted by: Born2bwire
Are you a six-year old girl?

No? That's the problem.

This.

FBB, why did you post this? Do you have any self-respect? Instead of growing-up, you act like a little girl and you wonder why you can't meet a woman.

Get a job and seek counseling.

So self respect is hiding who I am?

No, it's making yourself into someone that isn't so bizarre that nobody wants to be around them.

 

[Sinsear]

Originally posted by: sash1

Originally posted by: JohnCU
what the fuck is going on in here?

Text

Holy shit; how the hell did I miss that one? I'm speechless.

 

[dlx22]

Originally posted by: fuzzybabybunny

Originally posted by: Capt Caveman

Originally posted by: Born2bwire
Are you a six-year old girl?

No? That's the problem.

This.

FBB, why did you post this? Do you have any self-respect? Instead of growing-up, you act like a little girl and you wonder why you can't meet a woman.

Get a job and seek counseling.

So self respect is hiding who I am?

but is this really who you are or are you just doing this for the lulz?...i'm almost ready to call shens

 

[dougp]

Originally posted by: Sinsear

Originally posted by: sash1

Originally posted by: JohnCU
what the fuck is going on in here?

Text

Holy shit; how the hell did I miss that one? I'm speechless.

So are the girls he meets. His best chance of getting laid are to meet a lesbian who likes girly girls and then dress up and convince her it's a strap-on.

 

[FeuerFrei]

Originally posted by: sash1

Originally posted by: JohnCU
what the fuzz is going on in here?

Text

:camera: of bun bun?

 

[KGB]

Originally posted by: dreadpiratedoug

Originally posted by: Sinsear

Originally posted by: sash1

Originally posted by: JohnCU
what the fuck is going on in here?

Text

Holy shit; how the hell did I miss that one? I'm speechless.

So are the girls he meets. His best chance of getting laid are to meet a lesbian who likes girly girls and then dress up and convince her it's a strap-on.

No, he had that opportunity at the bordello in Nevada but yet chose to "get to know" the hooker there rather than put his money on the barrel head. What a wasted opportunity.

FBB I'm not intentionally slammin you here but GOOD GOD man you bring it on yourself.

Didn't you cap ol' Bun-Bun with that Walther handgun you purchased?

 

[dougp]

Originally posted by: KGBMAN

Originally posted by: dreadpiratedoug

Originally posted by: Sinsear

Originally posted by: sash1

Originally posted by: JohnCU
what the fuck is going on in here?

Text

Holy shit; how the hell did I miss that one? I'm speechless.

So are the girls he meets. His best chance of getting laid are to meet a lesbian who likes girly girls and then dress up and convince her it's a strap-on.

No, he had that opportunity at the bordello in Nevada but yet chose to "get to know" the hooker there rather than put his money on the barrel head. What a wasted opportunity.

FBB I'm not intentionally slammin you here but GOOD GOD man you bring it on yourself.

Didn't you cap ol' Bun-Bun with that Walther handgun you purchased?

This explains why I said what I said - I've followed FBB's posts. Most people thought he was a girl - hell, I'd say up until L&R forums, 99% of the forums population thought he was a girl. The guy is going to have a hard time until a few guys from here get him drunk and really don't just give him a choice. Like they said in 40 YO Virgin, don't put the pussy on a pedestal.

 

[Sinsear]

No way. Enough. I just read a bunch of the threads that have been linked. No 20 something year old man could possibly be like this. It just doesn't compute.

 

[badkarma1399]

Originally posted by: Sinsear
No way. Enough. I just read a bunch of the threads that have been linked. No 20 something year old man could possibly be like this. It just doesn't compute.

Hi there. I see you're new to the internet. Please, enjoy your stay.

 

[JohnCU]

Originally posted by: Sinsear
No way. Enough. I just read a bunch of the threads that have been linked. No 20 something year old man could possibly be like this. It just doesn't compute.

sorry, no shens.

 

[Howard]

Shit, we should've pooled our Secret Santas to hire a hooker for him.

 

[JohnCU]

Originally posted by: Howard
Shit, we should've pooled our Secret Santas to hire a hooker for him.

:laugh:

or maybe we should be neffing and donating the money to that.

 

[JasonSix78]

Don't worry about it FBB, my g/f snorgled me last weekend.

 

[GasX]

I bet the OP was bummed to find out it didn't mean farting while spooning...

 

[zinfamous]

Some things are best left on the internet. ...and confined to small corners, at that.

 

[RichardE]

I know a few guys that can show you a new and interesting lifestyle Fuz...

 

[dougp]

Originally posted by: RichardE
I know a few guys that can show you a new and interesting lifestyle Fuz...

One has to wonder ...

 

[Sumguy]

Originally posted by: RichardE
I know a few guys that can show you a new and interesting lifestyle Fuz...

Hmm...do these guys like to wear assless chaps?

 

[RichardE]

Originally posted by: Sumguy

Originally posted by: RichardE
I know a few guys that can show you a new and interesting lifestyle Fuz...

Hmm...do these guys like to wear assless chaps?

Those would be the ones, they love snorgling

 

[JohnCU]

oh no we can't let this die.