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schneiderguy

schneiderguy

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I shot a couple of hundred rounds through my M&P9mm this morning. And now I've got it next to me with the slide locked back. Every minute or so I snick my nose in the ejection port and take a nice long sniff. It smells amazing ^_^
 
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Joseph F said:
Whenever I shoot an AR-15, I feel like I have a really big dick. 😀
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All guns besides .22s tend to do that to me. My favorite for increasing my imagined dick size is my Mosin Nagant though. Having to manually operate the bolt is more manly than a semi auto.
 
schneiderguy said:
All guns besides .22s tend to do that to me. My favorite for increasing my imagined dick size is my Mosin Nagant though. Having to manually operate the bolt is more manly than a semi auto.
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Ah yes, the Vintovka Mosina... I like those as well. But to me, there's something about unloading 20 rounds in less than 10 seconds that really does it for me.
 
The difference between British and Americans

1. Your younger sister is annoying you

British - Tell her to fuck off and go write jokes about sisters on Sickipedia

American - Have sex with her

2. You get hassle at school

British - Grit your teeth and make jokes about minorities on Sickipedia

American - Buy a gun and go on a killing spree in the school

3. Your boss treats you like shit and keeps you working really hard

British - Look for a new job and write jokes about your current boss on Sickipedia

American - Kill everyone at the office

4. You check your bank balance and you have no money

British - Get over it (that's life) write some jokes about Americans on Sickipedia

American - Go on a killing spree in the bank
 
LiuKangBakinPie said:
The difference between British and Americans

1. Your younger sister is annoying you

British - Tell her to fuck off and go write jokes about sisters on Sickipedia

American - Have sex with her

2. You get hassle at school

British - Grit your teeth and make jokes about minorities on Sickipedia

American - Buy a gun and go on a killing spree in the school

3. Your boss treats you like shit and keeps you working really hard

British - Look for a new job and write jokes about your current boss on Sickipedia

American - Kill everyone at the office

4. You check your bank balance and you have no money

British - Get over it (that's life) write some jokes about Americans on Sickipedia

American - Go on a killing spree in the bank
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Get out of here you Redcoat.
 
LiuKangBakinPie said:
The difference between British and Americans

1. Your younger sister is annoying you

British - Tell her to fuck off and go write jokes about sisters on Sickipedia

American - Have sex with her

2. You get hassle at school

British - Grit your teeth and make jokes about minorities on Sickipedia

American - Buy a gun and go on a killing spree in the school

3. Your boss treats you like shit and keeps you working really hard

British - Look for a new job and write jokes about your current boss on Sickipedia

American - Kill everyone at the office

4. You check your bank balance and you have no money

British - Get over it (that's life) write some jokes about Americans on Sickipedia

American - Go on a killing spree in the bank
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so you're saying Brits are passive-agressive pussies?
 
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