Sniff Sniff

[schneiderguy]

I shot a couple of hundred rounds through my M&P9mm this morning. And now I've got it next to me with the slide locked back. Every minute or so I snick my nose in the ejection port and take a nice long sniff. It smells amazing ^_^

 

[LiuKangBakinPie]

 

[Joseph F]

Whenever I shoot an AR-15, I feel like I have a really big dick.

 

[schneiderguy]

 

[schneiderguy]

Whenever I shoot an AR-15, I feel like I have a really big dick.

All guns besides .22s tend to do that to me. My favorite for increasing my imagined dick size is my Mosin Nagant though. Having to manually operate the bolt is more manly than a semi auto.

 

[LiuKangBakinPie]

1yr old girl saw it and shes all over the screen

 

[Joseph F]

All guns besides .22s tend to do that to me. My favorite for increasing my imagined dick size is my Mosin Nagant though. Having to manually operate the bolt is more manly than a semi auto.

Ah yes, the Vintovka Mosina... I like those as well. But to me, there's something about unloading 20 rounds in less than 10 seconds that really does it for me.

 

[LiuKangBakinPie]

All guns besides .22s tend to do that to me. My favorite for increasing my imagined dick size is my Mosin Nagant though. Having to manually operate the bolt is more manly than a semi auto.

Nothing enlarges your penis like a assault rifle at 300yds

 

[Sluggo]

Every minute or so I snick my nose in the ejection port and take a nice long sniff. It smells amazing

Just remember, when you get a girlfriend and do that to her, the experience won't be nearly as tolerable.

 

[schneiderguy]

Just remember, when you get a girlfriend and do that to her, the experience won't be nearly as tolerable.

Fuck girlfriends, I'm in heaven with my nose in my firearm right now and having a girlfriend would prevent me from doing that.

 

[LiuKangBakinPie]

The difference between British and Americans

1. Your younger sister is annoying you

British - Tell her to fuck off and go write jokes about sisters on Sickipedia

American - Have sex with her

2. You get hassle at school

British - Grit your teeth and make jokes about minorities on Sickipedia

American - Buy a gun and go on a killing spree in the school

3. Your boss treats you like shit and keeps you working really hard

British - Look for a new job and write jokes about your current boss on Sickipedia

American - Kill everyone at the office

4. You check your bank balance and you have no money

British - Get over it (that's life) write some jokes about Americans on Sickipedia

American - Go on a killing spree in the bank

 

[schneiderguy]

The difference between British and Americans

1. Your younger sister is annoying you

British - Tell her to fuck off and go write jokes about sisters on Sickipedia

American - Have sex with her

2. You get hassle at school

British - Grit your teeth and make jokes about minorities on Sickipedia

American - Buy a gun and go on a killing spree in the school

3. Your boss treats you like shit and keeps you working really hard

British - Look for a new job and write jokes about your current boss on Sickipedia

American - Kill everyone at the office

4. You check your bank balance and you have no money

British - Get over it (that's life) write some jokes about Americans on Sickipedia

American - Go on a killing spree in the bank

Get out of here you Redcoat.

 

[LiuKangBakinPie]

Get out of here you Redcoat.

haha I'm not a redcoat but a Spear chucker:biggrin:

 

[sleep]

america vs british, you're all the same.

 

[schneiderguy]

america vs british, you're all the same.

Americans are far superior

 

[LiuKangBakinPie]

Americans are far superior

I thought it was a draw 1-1

 

[schneiderguy]

I thought it was a draw 1-1

More like America 43472748834, UK 1

 

[LiuKangBakinPie]

More like Bin Laden 43472748834, USA 1

Fixed

 

[Printer Bandit]

 

[pontifex]

The difference between British and Americans

1. Your younger sister is annoying you

British - Tell her to fuck off and go write jokes about sisters on Sickipedia

American - Have sex with her

2. You get hassle at school

British - Grit your teeth and make jokes about minorities on Sickipedia

American - Buy a gun and go on a killing spree in the school

3. Your boss treats you like shit and keeps you working really hard

British - Look for a new job and write jokes about your current boss on Sickipedia

American - Kill everyone at the office

4. You check your bank balance and you have no money

British - Get over it (that's life) write some jokes about Americans on Sickipedia

American - Go on a killing spree in the bank

so you're saying Brits are passive-agressive pussies?

 

[herm0016]

so you're saying Brits are passive-agressive pussies?

that go and complain on the internets about everything