snake swallows 38 year old woman

[Chiboy]

:camera:'s?

 

[CFster]

Wow, that's got to ruin your day...

How about a nice cold Mike's Hard Lemonade?

 

[vorphil]

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/84505072/

 

[lupi]

now that's a proper necro.

 

[Printer Bandit]

Eaten 'alive' by an Anaconda in Discovery Channel stunt

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/ear...y-an-Anaconda-in-Discovery-Channel-stunt.html

 

[Bock]

i would have thought sitting and knees in chest would have been more effective. discourage said snake since you would be too big.

in reality, i'd fight the damn thing. no way is it going to manage to wrap itself around me.

edit: after research, when the snake bites you, which it will, don't pull away cause that sinks the teeth in further, push into the mouth to free your limb.

 

[Rudee]

My snake is only 3", but I measure from the ground up.

 

[tmc]

I profusely apologized for this incident, I didn't know my fly was down.

so your snake "spits" AND "swallows"?

 

[cabri]

My snake is only 3", but I measure from the ground up.

That must be the point at which you locate the tail 😛