Smoking tonight!

[JohnOfSheffield]

and your a scrawny little 12 year old that has dreams of getting laid some day. Sorry charlie, not gonna happen, get real comfortable with you right hand.

RETARD FIGHT!!!! Let's get it oooon...

In one corner the eternal loser Heller who is either high as a kite or a depressed emo kid, he has millionaire friends and a long history of lying his arse off about even small things...

In the other corner we have TridenT who is just plain daft and insecure...

I'll bet on TridenT in this RETARD FIGHT!

1 2 5 fight!

 

[Skitzer]

Your hardwood floor needs to be stripped and resealed.

Oh yeah!

 

[Modular]

so is this supposed to resemble, from a distance, some buds scattered on a table, the cat is the joint, and an ashtray?

Still confused.

That's what I get from it.

 

[JohnOfSheffield]

Your hardwood floor needs to be stripped and resealed.

With those kind of cracks it needs to be replaced, probably was too high shooting his shotgun in every direction as a responsible gun owner and fell on it with his incredibly obese body.

I'm telling you, this guy won't drive a pickup by choice, it's the only vehicle that will fit his obese arse.

Come on Divide, you knew i'd check...

 

[QueBert]

that's a lot of camouflage back packs.

Bombs perhaps?

 

[DivideBYZero]

With those kind of cracks it needs to be replaced, probably was too high shooting his shotgun in every direction as a responsible gun owner and fell on it with his incredibly obese body.

I'm telling you, this guy won't drive a pickup by choice, it's the only vehicle that will fit his obese arse.

Come on Divide, you knew i'd check...

I live in the same town you do, you mongoose.

 

[Alone]

They're all military bags or something of the sort.

Apparently he got the wrong bags or something, I think.

I suppose you lurk TFNN.

 

[JohnOfSheffield]

I live in the same town you do, you mongoose.

Son of a ... i thought you were taking the piss but then i realised i mistook you for someone else, my apologies for that...

BTW, Sheffield is +1 now and i'm a grandfather...

 

[highland145]

Were bricks shat?
Was pussy smoked?
Did the pussy shit smoking bricks?
Was the smoked pussy edible?
Did you pull a Bill and smoke the doobie after the pussy?



I must be bored.

 

[surfsatwerk]

There's no talk of consuming smoked meats in this thread.

 

[highland145]

There's no talk of consuming smoked meats in this thread.

Sure there is. One post above yours.:whiste:

 

[surfsatwerk]

Sure there is. One post above yours.:whiste:

I like pulled pork.

 

[highland145]

I like pulled pork.

She can pull my.....n/m




But it's smoked 1st.

 

[Alone]

Sorry, here's the right picture.

 

[highland145]

Sorry, here's the right picture.

LOL.. A budding pussy.

 

[surfsatwerk]

She can pull my.....n/m




But it's smoked 1st.

I smoked 20lbs of pork butt Saturday night for the football bonanza that was last Sunday. No potatoes, no salad, just pork and Famous Dave's Devils Spit BBQ sauce. Well I did pick up donuts to tide me over in the morning, during the last few hours the meat and smoke needed to co-mingle.

 

[InflatableBuddha]

There's no talk of consuming smoked meats in this thread.

Maybe the sausage is still smoking after it was finished playing with the pussy? :hmm:

 

[surfsatwerk]

Maybe the sausage is still smoking after it was finished playing with the pussy? :hmm:

I see you like to make jokes, to blaspheme against meat which is blessed by smoke and fire until it reaches glorious perfection.

t('-'t)

 

[highland145]

I smoked 20lbs of pork butt Saturday night for the football bonanza that was last Sunday. No potatoes, no salad, just pork and Famous Dave's Devils Spit BBQ sauce. Well I did pick up donuts to tide me over in the morning, during the last few hours the meat and smoke needed to co-mingle.

I missed my invite. Damn. Beer,too, I hope.

 

[surfsatwerk]

I missed my invite. Damn. Beer,too, I hope.

I don't drink. And I was sick with a horrible chest cold so the only invite went out to my rape dog, who was sedated by the enormous pile of pig fat.