smoking in the bathroom... while on the toilet

[bonkers325]

yes, you are entitled to smoke on your break. but while you're taking a shit? seriously? at least have the decency to open up the only window in the bathroom. its bad enough your bowel movement smells like you just evicted a rotting corpse from your large intestine, but i dont need to hack and wheeze from the smoke from cigarette either.

also, wash your hands before you leave the bathroom and dont throw your cigarette butts on the floor you filthy slob.

/end rant

 

[shocksyde]

WTF? Do you work in a strip club or something? Wall Street?

 

[Cdubneeddeal]

WTF? Do you work in a strip club or something? Wall Street?

Bowling alley, jail?

 

[RoloMather]

Typical yella fella. You don't say anything to the person doing that. Instead, you go on ATOT to rant.

 

[shocksyde]

Textile factory? Rat Poison Outlet?

 

[bonkers325]

Typical yella fella. You don't say anything to the person doing that. Instead, you go on ATOT to rant.

i tapped the "no smoking" sign as he left. but thanks for trolling.

 

[bonkers325]

WTF? Do you work in a strip club or something? Wall Street?

no just a regular office building.

 

[spidey07]

I like smoking on the john. I don't like when I flick the ashes between my legs and get hot coals on my scrotum. That does suck a little bit.

 

[Nitemare]

no just a regular office building.

Next time turn out the lights on the way out?

 

[TallBill]

i tapped the "no smoking" sign as he left. but thanks for trolling.

You're pretty hardcore.

 

[M0oG0oGaiPan]

you can smoke inside your office?

 

[RoloMather]

i tapped the "no smoking" sign as he left. but thanks for trolling.

Way to show him your feelings. Good tap. He surely won't be smoking in there anymore. 🙄

 

[Kirby]

lol, what a badass

 

[joesmoke]

next time just forcibly vomit in front of the door to his stall.

 

[Colt45]

i tapped the "no smoking" sign as he left. but thanks for trolling.

if by "no smoking sign" you mean your foot...

 

[OutHouse]

what state is this that allows smoking in a public building

 

[Kntx]

Don't make me tap the sign!

 

[TheVrolok]

You're pretty hardcore.

Best watch your ass next time he rolls in.

 

[Platypus]

i tapped the "no smoking" sign as he left. but thanks for trolling.

"SUPER SLAM"

Passive aggressive behavior is always hardcore.

 

[danzigrules]

I smoke where ever the hell I want to, don't like it go breathe somewhere else.

 

[Red Dawn]

i tapped my foot as he left but he wasn't gay. My loss.

😱

 

[pcnerd37]

Next time you see smoke coming from the stall, pour a bucket of water over the top and when they come out screaming, just say you saw smoke and thought there was a fire so you tossed some water into the stall to put out the fire.

 

[Red Dawn]

I like smoking on the john. I don't like when I flick the ashes between my legs and get hot coals on my scrotum. That does suck a little bit.

Lucky for you it's a small target.

 

[Gooberlx2]

its bad enough your bowel movement smells like you just evicted a rotting corpse from your large intestine

Wouldn't the lit butt and smoke help to hide the shit smell? Isn't that the idea behind lighting a match?

 

[Inspector Jihad]

i applaud the guy for his multi-tasking ability. no room for any lost productivity in this economy.