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MasonLuke

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i have a street legal jet powered car. i had the pistons engines removed as well as the transmission and installed a rebuilt jet engine to propel my car. I need to get it smogged so i can register it. So i go to smog center that specialize in doing smog checks for 4x4.

The mechanic placed my car under the rollers. my front tires were on the front rollers and my back tires on the back rollers. He pushes a button and the jets are on. as he slowly increases fuel and oxygen to the jet engines, the engine screamed to life The tires moved and the rollers moved, and i would guess that if my tires were not on those rollers, i estimate a speed of 25mph. but since they were, my car was motionless. Then he raise the fuel and oxygen level and the jets were screaming with anger and yet the car was still motionless, but the tires were rotating faster.

so i gave him my credit card, paid the bill and pass the smog check.

rhetorical story.
 

IGBT

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..you have to pay algore mega bux for emission/co2 credits to erase your guilt.
 

Squisher

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That's funny because I was driving my jet airplane at 400 mph when I hung out and affixed rollers to wheels that caused them to spin at 400 mph backwards and the plane came to a complete stop in the sky.

 

gilligans

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Originally posted by: MasonLuke
i have a street legal jet powered car. i had the pistons engines removed as well as the transmission and installed a rebuilt jet engine to propel my car. I need to get it smogged so i can register it. So i go to smog center that specialize in doing smog checks for 4x4.

The mechanic placed my car under the rollers. my front tires were on the front rollers and my back tires on the back rollers. He pushes a button and the jets are on. as he slowly increases fuel and oxygen to the jet engines, the engine screamed to life The tires moved and the rollers moved, and i would guess that if my tires were not on those rollers, i estimate a speed of 25mph. but since they were, my car was motionless. Then he raise the fuel and oxygen level and the jets were screaming with anger and yet the car was still motionless, but the tires were rotating faster.

so i gave him my credit card, paid the bill and pass the smog check.


Very good, now i'm totally convinced. Please dont ban me for not agreeing with the masses.

rhetorical story.