smart and terribly ugly or stupid and beautiful?

aelizabet1

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Let's say you had a choice:

You could either be extremely smart and horrifyingly (without being disfigured) ugly, and be genius level IQ or,

You could be conventionally beautiful (e.g. seen as attractive by the majority of the American population) and one point away from being considered a moron by the accepted IQ scale.

Which would you choose? And which would you choose in a lover?

aeh
 

bmacd

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i was gonna scream repost, but i think the last one was smart and fat.
BTW...i'd pick the stupid and beautiful for a fling, and the intelligent one as a lover.

-=bmacd=-
 

aelizabet1

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define 'fling.'

and which one would you be, bmacd? not just your playtoy or significant other ;)
 

ohtwell

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That's a hard question.

I think that I would rather be smart though. I would want my sig. other to be smart too. That way we both have a lot in common. :)


: ) Amanda
 

kassy

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Originally posted by: aelizabet1
Let's say you had a choice:

You could either be extremely smart and horrifyingly (without being disfigured) ugly, and be genius level IQ or,

You could be conventionally beautiful (e.g. seen as attractive by the majority of the American population) and one point away from being considered a moron by the accepted IQ scale.

Which would you choose? And which would you choose in a lover?

aeh

I would choose extremely smart and ugly - I figure either way I am going to end up older and more wrinkled so I may as well have brains to see me through the 'collapse' of Kassy.

 

aelizabet1

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Should there be a difference between one you study with and your fvcktoy? Are you better off is there is?

And how much can a moron really be taught? Typically, a 30 IQ point difference makes actual conversation next to impossible.

aeh
 

bmacd

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Originally posted by: aelizabet1
define 'fling.'

and which one would you be, bmacd? not just your playtoy or significant other ;)

fling

1) The act of flinging.
2) A brief period of indulging one's impulses.
3) Informal. A usually brief attempt or effort: You take a fling at it.
4) A brief sexual or romantic relationship.

-=bmacd=-

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Originally posted by: ohtwell


I think that I would rather be smart though. I would want my sig. other to be smart too. That way we both have a lot in common. :)

Amanda hit that dead on the nail
 

aelizabet1

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And to play devil's advocate:

Imagine how excruciating it would be to be rejected by society based on your looks, and to be COMPLETELY and UNDENIABLY aware of that fact.

Just a thought. Contradicting ones will follow...heh.

aeh
 

aelizabet1

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I've never had the impulse to have a 'fling' with a mindless moron.

Just me.

What exactly does that impulse feel like?

aeh
 

djheater

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Originally posted by: aelizabet1
Typically, a 30 IQ point difference makes actual conversation next to impossible.

aeh

That's a generalization I'm sure.... stick around here for a while... you'll find out...

I don't know if you can call it a conversation, but it's definately communication of some sort. :D

 

Brutuskend

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When you say ugly, are you talking paint peelingly ugly?

And can she suck a golf ball through a garden hose?

And when you say stupid, can she carry on a conversation?

And can she suck the chrome off a trailer hitch?
 

ohtwell

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Originally posted by: Brutuskend
And can she suck the chrome off a trailer hitch?
That makes me think of a scene from BASEketball! :D

I love that movie! :)


: ) Amanda
 

aelizabet1

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Heh...yeah, dj...30 points probably don't make a difference....<perspective> and some people actually think their dogs can understand them, too. My mom is one. She swears she's told Elmo not to go on the golf course (that is across the street from their house) and she swears he 'listens.' She also orders shite from QVC. </perspective> ;)

And brut, yes, she's peeling paint ugly. Her f3llatio skills may be superb, but you wouldn't want to take her out with friends. That kind of ugly. Hidingly ugly. And, in the other hypothetical situation, embarrassingly stupid.

 

bmacd

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Solutions to Brutuskend's post:


When you say ugly, are you talking paint peelingly ugly? Just put a bag over her head

And can she suck a golf ball through a garden hose? Sounds like more of a turn on to me! ;)

And when you say stupid, can she carry on a conversation? Like you've never dated a blonde before!

And can she suck the chrome off a trailer hitch? Yet, another positive thing in her favor!

just kidding. I'm not really an ass...just looking to stir some reactions (like that's unheard of here!)

-=bmacd=-

 

dirtboy

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Stupid and beautiful. Smart girls will question you and challenge you for authority. Stupid girls will just do what you say and go along with your plans.
 

yakko

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Originally posted by: Brutuskend
And can she suck the chrome off a trailer hitch?

She could suck the trailer off the trailer hitch. Hell, she could suck a mobile home off it's lot.



Originally posted by: aelizabet1
define 'fling.'

It is what you do with poo.
 

Maleficus

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stupid and beautiful for me and a stupid and beautiful lover for me

stupid = happy