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Don't you think that getting other people to get your work is not the way to fill out a CIA application? You think they won't find out? They're the damn CIA!
<< 1) What, in your opinion, is the most important historical event in US History? >>
The invention of "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter" (Spray)
<< Please explain and defend your answer. >>
I thought it couldn't possibly be improved upon, but sure enough, Fabio came onto my tele and told me that there was now a convenient pump for my pseudo-butter needs! I still get shudders just thinking about it.... Ah, Fabio.
<< 2) Please tell us about an important event that happened in the last two weeks. >>
I Pooped a "J" last Sunday.
<< Why is this event significant? >>
Come on, it's a "J", man! Hel-LO?
<< 3) What do you believe is the most important right we hold today? >>
Free Speech
<< Please explain. >>
I plead the 5th.
<< 4) Excluding terrorism, what do you believe is the greatest problem facing the nation or world today? >>
Terroris... oh wait, you said not to say that. Well crap, that means I'm fresh outta ideas. CRAP! Where's the Love?! I thought I was gonna be all clever and have some super-original answer that would distinguish my application from the rest of the rabble and I'm thrown this curveball. Talk about a crock o' ... oh wait, I got an idea... The greatest problem facing the nation or world today is... inequality. No, not inequality... indecision. No, not indecision, the customer service at CompUSA. Yes, that is the greatest problem facing the nation or world today.
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4) Excluding terrorism, what do you believe is that greatest problem facing the nation or world today?
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Having other people do your work...
1) What, in your opinion, is the most important historical event in US History? Please explain and defend your answer.
Al Gore's invention of the Internet. More specifically, the Anandtech Off Topic forum. It's where I go to get the answers to all of life's problems. Like the questions on this application.
2) Please tell us about an important event that happened in the last two weeks. Why is this event significant?
I visited the Anandtech Off Topic forum and got all the correct answers to this application. I guess you could say it was an inside job. How do you think I knew what to write in this blank? Eh? <wink, wink, nudge, nudge>
3) What do you believe is the most important right we hold today? Please explain.
Rights aren't really granted. They're prohibitive. They stop the government from limiting us in certain ways. One of these most important ways is that the government can come kick me off the computer mid-post while I'm contributing to the Anandtech Off Topic forum. This is essential because otherwise the government, under the guise of such influences as the NSA, the FBI, and... yes... the CIA, could step in any time and snoop in on my personal activities. This would tick me off. The Anandtech community would revolt.
4) Excluding terrorism, what do you believe is that greatest problem facing the nation or world today?
Neffers.
Al Gore's invention of the Internet. More specifically, the Anandtech Off Topic forum. It's where I go to get the answers to all of life's problems. Like the questions on this application.
2) Please tell us about an important event that happened in the last two weeks. Why is this event significant?
I visited the Anandtech Off Topic forum and got all the correct answers to this application. I guess you could say it was an inside job. How do you think I knew what to write in this blank? Eh? <wink, wink, nudge, nudge>
3) What do you believe is the most important right we hold today? Please explain.
Rights aren't really granted. They're prohibitive. They stop the government from limiting us in certain ways. One of these most important ways is that the government can come kick me off the computer mid-post while I'm contributing to the Anandtech Off Topic forum. This is essential because otherwise the government, under the guise of such influences as the NSA, the FBI, and... yes... the CIA, could step in any time and snoop in on my personal activities. This would tick me off. The Anandtech community would revolt.
4) Excluding terrorism, what do you believe is that greatest problem facing the nation or world today?
Neffers.
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4) Excluding terrorism, what do you believe is that greatest problem facing the nation or world today?
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Having other people do your work... >>
Hey, youre a natural comedian.
her209
No Lifer
- Oct 11, 2000
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<<1) What, in your opinion, is the most important historical event in US History? Please explain and defend your answer.
2) Please tell us about an important event that happened in the last two weeks. Why is this event significant?
3) What do you believe is the most important right we hold today? Please explain.
4) Excluding terrorism, what do you believe is that greatest problem facing the nation or world today?>>
Answers the CIA would like to hear
1. The day the CIA was put into operation
2. This application. Because I am 31337 h4x0r and 0wn3d on Counter Strike. I was born to work for you guys
3. The right to work, more specifically for the government. The government needs ordinary citizens like me.
4. Lack of funding for national security purposes
2) Please tell us about an important event that happened in the last two weeks. Why is this event significant?
3) What do you believe is the most important right we hold today? Please explain.
4) Excluding terrorism, what do you believe is that greatest problem facing the nation or world today?>>
Answers the CIA would like to hear
1. The day the CIA was put into operation
2. This application. Because I am 31337 h4x0r and 0wn3d on Counter Strike. I was born to work for you guys
3. The right to work, more specifically for the government. The government needs ordinary citizens like me.
4. Lack of funding for national security purposes
KK
Lifer
- Jan 2, 2001
- 15,903
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LMAO, I vote for this one.
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<< 1) What, in your opinion, is the most important historical event in US History? >>
The invention of "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter" (Spray)
<< Please explain and defend your answer. >>
I thought it couldn't possibly be improved upon, but sure enough, Fabio came onto my tele and told me that there was now a convenient pump for my pseudo-butter needs! I still get shudders just thinking about it.... Ah, Fabio.
<< 2) Please tell us about an important event that happened in the last two weeks. >>
I Pooped a "J" last Sunday.
<< Why is this event significant? >>
Come on, it's a "J", man! Hel-LO?
<< 3) What do you believe is the most important right we hold today? >>
Free Speech
<< Please explain. >>
I plead the 5th.
<< 4) Excluding terrorism, what do you believe is the greatest problem facing the nation or world today? >>
Terroris... oh wait, you said not to say that. Well crap, that means I'm fresh outta ideas. CRAP! Where's the Love?! I thought I was gonna be all clever and have some super-original answer that would distinguish my application from the rest of the rabble and I'm thrown this curveball. Talk about a crock o' ... oh wait, I got an idea... The greatest problem facing the nation or world today is... inequality. No, not inequality... indecision. No, not indecision, the customer service at CompUSA. Yes, that is the greatest problem facing the nation or world today. >>
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<< 1) What, in your opinion, is the most important historical event in US History? >>
The invention of "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter" (Spray)
<< Please explain and defend your answer. >>
I thought it couldn't possibly be improved upon, but sure enough, Fabio came onto my tele and told me that there was now a convenient pump for my pseudo-butter needs! I still get shudders just thinking about it.... Ah, Fabio.
<< 2) Please tell us about an important event that happened in the last two weeks. >>
I Pooped a "J" last Sunday.
<< Why is this event significant? >>
Come on, it's a "J", man! Hel-LO?
<< 3) What do you believe is the most important right we hold today? >>
Free Speech
<< Please explain. >>
I plead the 5th.
<< 4) Excluding terrorism, what do you believe is the greatest problem facing the nation or world today? >>
Terroris... oh wait, you said not to say that. Well crap, that means I'm fresh outta ideas. CRAP! Where's the Love?! I thought I was gonna be all clever and have some super-original answer that would distinguish my application from the rest of the rabble and I'm thrown this curveball. Talk about a crock o' ... oh wait, I got an idea... The greatest problem facing the nation or world today is... inequality. No, not inequality... indecision. No, not indecision, the customer service at CompUSA. Yes, that is the greatest problem facing the nation or world today. >>
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<< Don't you think that getting other people to get your work is not the way to fill out a CIA application? You think they won't find out? They're the damn CIA! >>
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... Their prolly reading this thread.
>>They've ALREADY read this thread... now they are just monitoring it...
1) What, in your opinion, is the most important historical event in US History? Please explain and defend your answer.
jefferson diddling his slave girls. oh yea, smack that slave ass!!
2) Please tell us about an important event that happened in the last two weeks. Why is this event significant?
i found cameltoe.org .. oh my!
3) What do you believe is the most important right we hold today? Please explain.
the right to have it my way, right away at burger king now.
4) Excluding terrorism, what do you believe is that greatest problem facing the nation or world today?
republicans and idiots joining the cia. Arresting god fearing moral people like robert hansen. He is my hero! The injustice! oh lord... the injustice!!
jefferson diddling his slave girls. oh yea, smack that slave ass!!
2) Please tell us about an important event that happened in the last two weeks. Why is this event significant?
i found cameltoe.org .. oh my!
3) What do you believe is the most important right we hold today? Please explain.
the right to have it my way, right away at burger king now.
4) Excluding terrorism, what do you believe is that greatest problem facing the nation or world today?
republicans and idiots joining the cia. Arresting god fearing moral people like robert hansen. He is my hero! The injustice! oh lord... the injustice!!
silverpig
Lifer
- Jul 29, 2001
- 27,703
- 12
- 81
Oh oh oh! I wanna be an intern comedian too! Here we go:
1) What, in your opinion, is the most important historical event in US History? Please explain and defend your answer.
War of 1812. We kicked yo asses, burned yo white house, and made y'all scared enough of us to form a lifelong partnership with us. We now have your military to protect us, and we don't pay a cent for it
2) Please tell us about an important event that happened in the last two weeks. Why is this event significant?
The CIA saying please?
3) What do you believe is the most important right we hold today? Please explain.
The feast of maximum occupancy... Get outta work free...
4) Excluding terrorism, what do you believe is that greatest problem facing the nation or world today?
Okay I'm tired and this isn't funny anymore... nef
1) What, in your opinion, is the most important historical event in US History? Please explain and defend your answer.
War of 1812. We kicked yo asses, burned yo white house, and made y'all scared enough of us to form a lifelong partnership with us. We now have your military to protect us, and we don't pay a cent for it
2) Please tell us about an important event that happened in the last two weeks. Why is this event significant?
The CIA saying please?
3) What do you believe is the most important right we hold today? Please explain.
The feast of maximum occupancy... Get outta work free...
4) Excluding terrorism, what do you believe is that greatest problem facing the nation or world today?
Okay I'm tired and this isn't funny anymore... nef
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