Slow learner of the day. Nice ride.

[highland145]

I've got an idea. I think I'll steal the cab that's giving me a ride home from jail.

Matthew Findley, a 25-year-old recently released inmate was back in jail Saturday night after he allegedly stole a cab that was hailed to drive him home from jail.

According to Southington Police, Findley was released from Hartford Correctional Facility at around 4:30 p.m. Saturday.

Investigators say Findley received a cab ride home, however when the cab stopped at a gas station to fill up, Findley apparently decided a taxi would be a nice low profile, hard to spot vehicle to steal. He reportedly made off with the taxi just five hours after his release from prison.

He was promptly returned to jail on charges of using a motor vehicle without permission, larceny and second-degree criminal trover. His bail was set at $10,000.

http://southington.ctcitizens.com/story/former-inmate-arrested-five-hours-after-release-prison

 

[child of wonder]

Maybe he wanted to go back.

 

[highland145]

Maybe he wanted to go back.

Missed being someone's girlfriend.

 

[TechBoyJK]

Maybe he wanted to go back.

COuld be the truth. Sometimes they get so used to prison culture that they are scared to be out in normal society. They get used to the routine and the structure and free food and free room and board, etc.

 

[Jeff7]

- What was he in for before?
- For how long?

Apparently it wasn't nearly long enough.




</that's what she said>

 

[highland145]

- What was he in for before?
- For how long?

Apparently it wasn't nearly long enough.

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There were several reports but I didn't see that. I'll take another look.

 

[highland145]

No luck on the previous but it appears he's not the only slow learner.
http://www.theweeklyvice.com/2010/05/matthew-creel-is-slow-learner-charged.html
http://www.theweeklyvice.com/2010/05/shoma-otto-is-slow-learner-charged-with.html
http://www.theweeklyvice.com/2010/01/theresa-jones-is-slow-learner-steals.html

 

[JulesMaximus]

He was promptly returned to jail on charges of using a motor vehicle without permission, larceny and second-degree criminal trover. His bail was set at $10,000.

Is that anything like grand theft auto?

 

[highland145]

Is that anything like grand theft auto?

I would say but only $10K bond.:\

 

[dfuze]

Is that anything like grand theft auto?

Sounds like the PC version of it.

 

[Jeff7]

...
http://www.theweeklyvice.com/2010/01/theresa-jones-is-slow-learner-steals.html

HAWT





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