Slip sliding away...

[TAandy]

Looks like I`m heading out of the D2OL top 100 for the first time in nearly a year
All these new members are pushing me down.
How can I convince the wife to let me buy another PC ?
Anybody any ideas ???

 

[Insidious]

Put lights and a mirror on it..... tell her it's a new vanity!

 

[TAandy]

Originally posted by: Insidious
Put lights and a mirror on it..... tell her it's a new vanity!

That`s a good one, I`d have never thought of that, do I try it when she`s drunk or sober ???

 

[Insidious]

hmmmm, that's a tough call.

Drunk she'll already be feeling beautiful (I've yet to have a buzzed woman ask if her pants made her look fat!)

Go fer it sober! (NOT if she wakes up and puts on those sweat pants though..... never ask for ANYTHING when she puts on the sweats!)

 

[TAandy]

Originally posted by: Insidious
hmmmm, that's a tough call.

Drunk she'll already be feeling beautiful (I've yet to have a buzzed woman ask if her pants made her look fat!)

Go fer it sober! (NOT if she wakes up and puts on those sweat pants though..... never ask for ANYTHING when she puts on the sweats!)

Drunk or sober`s no good. Maybe sedated ??

 

[Slatzman]

I think you need to try the economy angle. If you purchase a computer, it will keep people employed that make computers and spending their paychecks which will help keep you employed.

Just make sure she knows that American condumers make up 2/3 of the economy.

You are just doing your patriotic duty in spending money on a new computer..although you have to keep the old one running also..but she doesn't need to know that until the new computer is safely up and running

Slatz

 

[mastertech01]

Originally posted by: andyjones

Originally posted by: Insidious
Put lights and a mirror on it..... tell her it's a new vanity!

That`s a good one, I`d have never thought of that, do I try it when she`s drunk or sober ???

If she is like mine she is hardly ever sober so that wouldnt make a whale of a difference here. You can build a second cruncher for less than 300.00 if you buy parts on the For Sale forums.

In any case we are happy to have you whether you are top 100 or bottom 100.. You are TeAm, like family..

 

[Slatzman]

What MT said

Slatz

 

[Crazee]

Tell her no more shoes until you get a new computer

Works everytime

 

[TAandy]

Originally posted by: mastertech01

Originally posted by: andyjones

Originally posted by: Insidious
Put lights and a mirror on it..... tell her it's a new vanity!

That`s a good one, I`d have never thought of that, do I try it when she`s drunk or sober ???

If she is like mine she is hardly ever sober so that wouldnt make a whale of a difference here. You can build a second cruncher for less than 300.00 if you buy parts on the For Sale forums.

In any case we are happy to have you whether you are top 100 or bottom 100.. You are TeAm, like family..

I mentioned it last night and she didn`t explode

I don`t like this, I wonder what she`s up to ??
Then again, maybe it was the drink

 

[Insidious]

She's a keeper

 

[TAandy]

Originally posted by: Insidious
She's a keeper

She`s a what ?

 

[Insidious]

She's a loving, caring, reasonable woman.... "one to keep"

 

[TAandy]

Originally posted by: Insidious
She's a loving, caring, reasonable woman.... "one to keep"

Got you now! Sometimes not sure about "reasonable" though

 

[Baldy18]

If you get a new computer then I don't get my birthday present of passing you.

 

[TAandy]

Originally posted by: Baldy18
If you get a new computer then I don't get my birthday present of passing you.

Who says you`re going to pass me anyway ?
Just hit 8000 candidates and counting

 

[mastertech01]

Hehe, keep up the competitive spirit men! Look at Diesel today... man he is ramping up the overdrive!