Locutus of Board
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A couple have been married for over 20 years and for all
those years they have always made love in the dark with
the lights off.
One night they start making love in the dark when the
wife suddenly thinks "I've had enough of this" and turns
the light on. To her horror, her husband has a
cucumber in his hand. She angrily says "All these years
of marriage and you've been using a cucumber, I think
you'd better explain!"
To which her husband replies, "I'll explain the cucumber
if you can explain the three kids!"
those years they have always made love in the dark with
the lights off.
One night they start making love in the dark when the
wife suddenly thinks "I've had enough of this" and turns
the light on. To her horror, her husband has a
cucumber in his hand. She angrily says "All these years
of marriage and you've been using a cucumber, I think
you'd better explain!"
To which her husband replies, "I'll explain the cucumber
if you can explain the three kids!"
