slight problem with the misses

[masterxfob]

dear abby:

i'm dating one of my employees that doesn't speak english and has a 10 month old son. i truly like the girl and we do our best to communicate. i really dig this girl because she's so different from all the others that i've dated. she didn't grow up with a whole lot of money, she does whatever work she can to support herself and her son, she doesn't try to live beyond her means, and i just see her as a beautiful woman and a great mother that i could definitely fall in love with.

now the main problem is her son. i watch the little fellow and play with him when i'm over, and overall i think he's a great kid. however, when we start doing our thing, the little fellow always seems to know and interupts us. i just smile and try to be cool about it, but my balls aren't even blue, they're burple.

any advice!?!??!?!?!

sincerely,
the man with the bulging burple balls

edit: absolutely no pics! i respect this woman too much for a bunch of underage teenagers to oogle over :|

 

[MrsBugi]

Perhaps you could pay for a babysitter and splurge on a hotel room for some special one-on-one time with your ladyfriend. Good luck.

 

[klah]

Give him a couple gin soaked raisins and he'll be out for the night //Teresa Kerry

 

[chiwawa626]

Had the same problem with my girlfriend and her cat, we learned to just keep going or else we'd never get a chance.

That cat was a perv, every time I got near her he would get close to us and start purring...

 

[mobobuff]

Chloroform.

 

[Chompman]

This time is as good as any to teach the boy sex ed.

Show him your snake as it enters his mom's forest...

Or you could always splurge and buy some locks.

 

[Ronstang]

Wait until she speaks English.....then she won't seem so mysterious.

 

[bandana163]

If the story is true, this is pathetic, even for ATOT.
If the story isn't true, it's just sad.

 

[Ricemarine]

What langauge do they speak?. Ethnics?

Send him to a babysitter... Or knock him out

 

[KarenMarie]

if this is true....

then the mother needs to set down ground rules on when it is 'grown up time' and the kid is not invited. end of story.

if it is not true...
not funny.

 

[allisolm]

"I'm dating one of my employees" = sexual harrassment suit somewhere down the line.

 

[shilala]

This thread is useless without :camera:'s.

 

[Lumathix]

Originally posted by: Ronstang
Wait until she speaks English.....then she won't seem so mysterious.

lol

 

[xSauronx]

Originally posted by: allisolm
"I'm dating one of my employees" = sexual harrassment suit somewhere down the line.

sounds about right

funny thing is, if he cant understand her, she could be telling him while theyre kissing and stuff "im not just going to take your pants off, im going to sue them off" and hed never know until it was too late.

bad idea if you ask me, especially if other employees get wind of the situation

 

[bleeb]

Originally posted by: allisolm
"I'm dating one of my employees" = sexual harrassment suit somewhere down the line.

you're setting youself to get PWNED in lawsuits...

 

[Mucho]

You are not banging the cleaning lady are you?

 

[tfinch2]

Originally posted by: Mucho
You are not banging the cleaning lady are you?

LOL

 

[eakers]

then the mother needs to set down ground rules on when it is 'grown up time' and the kid is not invited. end of story.

ummmmm the kid is 10 months old!

sorry dude, if this is true then you'll have to get a babysitter.

also, dating an employee is bad.

 

[imported_malcontent]

Originally posted by: Mucho
You are not banging the cleaning lady are you?

Was that wrong? Should I have not done that? I tell you I gotta plead ignorance on this thing because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing was frouned upon, you know, cause I've worked in a lot of offices and I tell you peope do that all the time.

 

[loup garou]

Originally posted by: Mucho
You are not banging the cleaning lady are you?

"All signs point to yes."

 

[dug777]

Originally posted by: chiwawa626
Had the same problem with my girlfriend and her cat, we learned to just keep going or else we'd never get a chance.

That cat was a perv, every time I got near her he would get close to us and start purring...

yeah my cat was very unimpressed with us getting it on, and ignoring him.

 

[OutHouse]

rub one out?

 

[waggy]

Originally posted by: masterxfob
any advice!?!??!?!?!

hmm any advice? yeah STOP fvucking (or trying to) a employee! you are setting ourself up for major trouble.

but if you are stupid enough to do that then i guess you deserve it.

 

[fuzzynavel]

Originally posted by: eakers

then the mother needs to set down ground rules on when it is 'grown up time' and the kid is not invited. end of story.

ummmmm the kid is 10 months old!

sorry dude, if this is true then you'll have to get a babysitter.

also, dating an employee is bad.

Not sure he is dating.....possibly just getting jiggy....nice easy single mum with a baggy fanny...(you americans use the word fanny different to us brits I believe... fanny = pussy not what you are thinking...maybe she takes it there too!)

Does the kid not have a cot....put it in the cot and leave ity to sleep.......then hump to your hearts' content.....

Ever think she is trying to trap you....she is going to end up with a bun in the oven and you will feel sorry for the whore....marry her and fvck your life up....

 

[Ronstang]

Originally posted by: waggy

Originally posted by: masterxfob
any advice!?!??!?!?!

hmm any advice? yeah STOP fvucking (or trying to) a employee! you are setting ourself up for major trouble.

but if you are stupid enough to do that then i guess you deserve it.

On top of that she doesn't speak English so she may be an illegal alien. Damn, this guy is setting himself up for major pain.