what a load of crap
Why does the Tummy Sleeper have a plug-in vibrator next to him.
lol, it does look like a vibrator. If it's not a vibrator, I don't know what it's supposed to be?
Looks right to me. I sleep always in position number one there. I have to. I sleep on a couch in my clothes with my head on the right arm rest with my back to the back of the couch. Back and stomach are out of the question. Left side puts me facing the back of the couch. I can go to sleep, this way in a minute and be up in the same time. I can change clothes when I take a bath, which I do at least once a month, whether I need it or not. If I have to drive some place at 5am I can sleep to 4:55. And like Einstein, I don't wear socks unless I'm dressing up for something special. While most folk are dicking around going to or getting up out of bed I'm having coffee or playing on the internet. Sleep is such a waste of time and getting up or settling in just makes it that much worse. I used to be normal. God what a tragedy that was.
Looks right to me. I sleep always in position number one there. I have to. I sleep on a couch in my clothes with my head on the right arm rest with my back to the back of the couch. Back and stomach are out of the question. Left side puts me facing the back of the couch. I can go to sleep, this way in a minute and be up in the same time. I can change clothes when I take a bath, which I do at least once a month, whether I need it or not. If I have to drive some place at 5am I can sleep to 4:55. And like Einstein, I don't wear socks unless I'm dressing up for something special. While most folk are dicking around going to or getting up out of bed I'm having coffee or playing on the internet. Sleep is such a waste of time and getting up or settling in just makes it that much worse. I used to be normal. God what a tragedy that was.
Lies.
Wait... are you fucking telling us you only bathe and change clothes at least once a month?
You completely missed the crucial point. I do that even if I don't need it. I have tremendous self discipline. And you need to work on telling a lie from a sense of humor.