Sleep....WTF is sleep?

[rudeguy]

Melatonin does nothing.
Tylenol PM has stopped working.
Ambien has no affect.
Buspar slows my brain down a bit.

Can I safely mix any of these? Maybe make a sleep cocktail (nonalcoholic of course)

 

[Woosta]

try masturbating

 

[JaYp146]

Exercise earlier in the day.

 

[SampSon]

Take more Ambien and booze.

 

[tasmanian]

Snort some pain killers and do shots.

 

[Skeeedunt]

Buspar sounds like an Italian motorcycle. Why are you so eager to sleep anyway? Why don't you do something with your life?

 

[rudeguy]

Originally posted by: SampSon
Take more Ambien and booze.

No booze.

The doc scared me with the Ambien. He told me only to take it once in a great while. Is it safe to take a couple to knock me out?

 

[MovingTarget]

It is what eventually happens when you lay off the sweet, sweet crack. Just get some excercise on a regular basis and you will sleep better.

 

[Shawn]

Originally posted by: Woosta
try masturbating

this is the best solution.

 

[mb]

So you're looking to trade alcoholism for sleeping pill addiction?

 

[rudeguy]

Originally posted by: mb
So you're looking to trade alcoholism for sleeping pill addiction?

I took the Ambien a couple times and it didn't do jack.

Doc said that tylenol pm had 0 chance of addiction. Buspar is also non-addictive.

I'm trying to get myself trained to wake up early, but to do that I need to go to sleep early.

 

[nageov3t]

I'm trying to get myself trained to wake up early, but to do that I need to go to sleep early.

the easiest way to do that is to flip it around.

go to bed when you go to bed, but set your alarm clock to wake your ass up at the appropriate time and just be groggy all day.

 

[FP]

Lay in bed and read a book.

That puts me to sleep in no time.

 

[rudeguy]

Originally posted by: loki8481

I'm trying to get myself trained to wake up early, but to do that I need to go to sleep early.

the easiest way to do that is to flip it around.

go to bed when you go to bed, but set your alarm clock to wake your ass up at the appropriate time and just be groggy all day.

Shouldn't you be playing WoW?

And you are 100% right. I was hoping to avoid being cranky all day and was looking for an easy fix. I have a ton of work to do this weekend, so that should get me plenty tired by Monday or so.

 

[nageov3t]

Originally posted by: NSFW

Originally posted by: loki8481

I'm trying to get myself trained to wake up early, but to do that I need to go to sleep early.

the easiest way to do that is to flip it around.

go to bed when you go to bed, but set your alarm clock to wake your ass up at the appropriate time and just be groggy all day.

Shouldn't you be playing WoW?

got suckered into a raid tonight and just logged off 5 minutes ago

just checking the interwebs before calling it a night.

 

[rudeguy]

Originally posted by: loki8481

Originally posted by: NSFW

Originally posted by: loki8481

I'm trying to get myself trained to wake up early, but to do that I need to go to sleep early.

the easiest way to do that is to flip it around.

go to bed when you go to bed, but set your alarm clock to wake your ass up at the appropriate time and just be groggy all day.

Shouldn't you be playing WoW?

got suckered into a raid tonight and just logged off 5 minutes ago

just checking the interwebs before calling it a night.

check your pm's

 

[xanis]

What is sleep? It's one of life's greatest and simplest pleasures.

 

[rudeguy]

Originally posted by: Xanis
What is sleep? It's one of life's greatest and simplest pleasures.

Maybe its because I don't have anyone to cuddle with? How far away are you?

 

[xanis]

Originally posted by: NSFW

Originally posted by: Xanis
What is sleep? It's one of life's greatest and simplest pleasures.

Maybe its because I don't have anyone to cuddle with? How far away are you?

For you baby, only a click.

 

[FP]

Originally posted by: Xanis

Originally posted by: NSFW

Originally posted by: Xanis
What is sleep? It's one of life's greatest and simplest pleasures.

Maybe its because I don't have anyone to cuddle with? How far away are you?

For you baby, only a dick.

:Q

 

[rudeguy]

Originally posted by: Xanis

Originally posted by: NSFW

Originally posted by: Xanis
What is sleep? It's one of life's greatest and simplest pleasures.

Maybe its because I don't have anyone to cuddle with? How far away are you?

For you baby, only a click.

/furiously clicks smiley

 

[SampSon]

Originally posted by: NSFW

Originally posted by: SampSon
Take more Ambien and booze.

No booze.

The doc scared me with the Ambien. He told me only to take it once in a great while. Is it safe to take a couple to knock me out?

If one doesn't work, take two. If two doesn't work, take three.
If three doesn't work, then I don't know what the fuck your problem is.

 

[AreaCode707]

Sleep is boring.

 

[rudeguy]

Originally posted by: SampSon

Originally posted by: NSFW

Originally posted by: SampSon
Take more Ambien and booze.

No booze.

The doc scared me with the Ambien. He told me only to take it once in a great while. Is it safe to take a couple to knock me out?

If one doesn't work, take two. If two doesn't work, take three.
If three doesn't work, then I don't know what the fuck your problem is.

LMFAO

Its anxiety. I don't get the mental "OH FUCK I AM SCREWED" symptoms, mine are all physical. Insomnia is a big symptom and it also guarantees that it will be worse tomorrow.

 

[Cabages]

My melatonin has stopped working recently.

Its torture laying in bed trying to fall asleep. I waste a good half hour just waiting.