http://www.bbspot.com/News/2003/12/top_11_los_angeles_banned_terms.html
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Other Computer Terms Banned by Los Angeles County
Los Angeles County recently asked vendors to stop using the term master/slave in product descriptions and labelling. Here are some other terms that they wanted changed and their alternatives.
[*]11. SCSI - Cleanliness impaired
[*]10. Killer App - Socially Maladjusted App
[*]9. USB - USA
[*]8. Floppy Drive - Erectile Dysfunction Drive
[*]7. DIP Switches - Mentally Challenged Switches
[*]6. HyperThreading - Attention Deficit Disability Threading
[*]5. Heat Sink - He/Sheat Sink
[*]4. Winmodem - Funmodem
[*]3. ATAPI Device - Native American Device
[*]2. Motherboard - Non-gender Specific Parentboard
[*]1. Cancel/Retry/Abort - Cancel/Retry/Allow Woman to Choose
#8 is my fave