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skinny guys requests to fatties

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Bozono

Banned
Keep the shorts at knee level or lower
Buy shirts that actually cover your belly
Less waddle if possible
Pick an end seat as much as possible
Don't act all tough simply because you're fat
Don't ask to borrow my bicycle
When you're breathing is really shallow from walking, stop talking until we can understand
Don't always take the last piece

That being said, I really don't care about fatties, they're just an easy target.
 
Originally posted by: Bozono
Keep the shorts at knee level or lower
Buy shirts that actually cover your belly
Less waddle if possible
Pick an end seat as much as possible
Don't act all tough simply because you're fat
Don't ask to borrow my bicycle
When you're breathing is really shallow from walking, stop talking until we can understand
Don't always take the last piece

That being said, I really don't care about fatties, they're just an easy target.
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Just make sure you don't knock up a fatty during your dry slump.
 
fat people are more likeable if they have a sense of humor; and are able to make fun of themselves.
 
To: all noob moronic neffers

Buy a keyboard with a period on it.
Less stupidity in your posts.
Stop picking your nose in public.
Don't try to act intelligent, you just can't pull it off.
Don't ask mommy and daddy to use the computer anymore, you're grounded when they see the pr0n you've been surfing.
When your writing is mindless, keep it to yourself. We'll never understand.
Don't EVER make the first post.

With that said we fatties (former one myself - so I feel I can reply still) really don't care what mindless ooze between the ears neffing noobs post. YOU are the easy target.

 
John Bender: I wanna be just like you. I figure, all I need is a lobotomy, and some tights.
Brian Johnson: You wear tights?
Andrew Clark: No, I don't wear tights. I wear the required uniform.
Brian Johnson: Tights.
Andrew Clark: Shut up!
 
Originally posted by: labgeek
To: all noob moronic neffers

Buy a keyboard with a period on it.
Less stupidity in your posts.
Stop picking your nose in public.
Don't try to act intelligent, you just can't pull it off.
Don't ask mommy and daddy to use the computer anymore, you're grounded when they see the pr0n you've been surfing.
When you're writing is mindless, keep it to yourself we'll never understand.
Don't EVER make the first post.

With that said we fatties (former one myself - so I feel I can reply still) really don't care what mindless ooze between the ears neffing noobs post. YOU are the easy target.
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i think you've owned yourself.
 
Originally posted by: ElFenix
Originally posted by: labgeek
To: all noob moronic neffers

Buy a keyboard with a period on it.
Less stupidity in your posts.
Stop picking your nose in public.
Don't try to act intelligent, you just can't pull it off.
Don't ask mommy and daddy to use the computer anymore, you're grounded when they see the pr0n you've been surfing.
When you're writing is mindless, keep it to yourself we'll never understand.
Don't EVER make the first post.

With that said we fatties (former one myself - so I feel I can reply still) really don't care what mindless ooze between the ears neffing noobs post. YOU are the easy target.
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i think you've owned yourself.
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Yep... changed thought mid-sentence and screwed it up. :beer:
 
Originally posted by: ElFenix
Originally posted by: labgeek
To: all noob moronic neffers

Buy a keyboard with a period on it.
Less stupidity in your posts.
Stop picking your nose in public.
Don't try to act intelligent, you just can't pull it off.
Don't ask mommy and daddy to use the computer anymore, you're grounded when they see the pr0n you've been surfing.
When you're writing is mindless, keep it to yourself we'll never understand.
Don't EVER make the first post.

With that said we fatties (former one myself - so I feel I can reply still) really don't care what mindless ooze between the ears neffing noobs post. YOU are the easy target.
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i think you've owned yourself.
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:laugh:
 
Many of the older fat guys were once young skinny guys, so don't think you are no better as it can happen, and most likely will happen to many of you as you get older and the metabolism slow down.
 
Originally posted by: labgeek
To: all noob moronic neffers

Buy a keyboard with a period on it.
Less stupidity in your posts.
Stop picking your nose in public.
Don't try to act intelligent, you just can't pull it off.
Don't ask mommy and daddy to use the computer anymore, you're grounded when they see the pr0n you've been surfing.
When your writing is mindless, keep it to yourself. We'll never understand.
Don't EVER make the first post.

With that said we fatties (former one myself - so I feel I can reply still) really don't care what mindless ooze between the ears neffing noobs post. YOU are the easy target.
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Shut up. You're just hungry. Once FAT, you'll always be FAT or at least it'll rebound as that's what you are; a FATSO.
 
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