Skateboard fail, or awesome new trick?

QueBert

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Why? Because you can't do it? Why is having fun = fail? Douche.

Because the asshat skaters ruin the perception of skaters for everyone else. They built a huge fucking skate park in the city I use to live because they wanted them to stop fucking up everything around. Yet most continued to wreck the city and ignore the skate part. With many breaking the law while wearing their "Skateboarding is not a crime" tees. Definitely a case where the bad apples sours people to the entire bunch. In that city the people hated the skaters about as much as the taggers. Which is really saying something.

Watch Rob & Big, Rob's a perfect example of a douche skater, they go places they know they're not supposed to skate. And when the security comes to tell them to leave they skate around like it's a joke knowing he can't catch them. I see this shit ever day. I know it's not all skaters, but a good number act like this. And a good number need to be beat over the fucking head with their boards.
 
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QueBert

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So it's fine for me to say Macs are bad computers because huge douche-canoe dickscarf cocksuckers like you love them? Makes sense, right?

That's your opinion and you're entitled to it. But me liking a Mac doesn't cost you anything. Whereas asshat skaters cost cities a shit ton of money for all the damage they do. You see "no skateboarding" signs for a reason. Skaters = Taggers as far as I'm concerned.
 

QueBert

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You are an idiot. There's nothing more I can say.

And if you skate on the streets where I live it's a crime, I'll pay for your ticket if you wanna come out here. You can skate all you want, well no not really because the police patrol the area and they will fuck with you.
 
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And if you skate on the streets where I live it's a crime, I'll pay for your ticket if you wanna come out here. You can skate all you want, well no not really because the police patrol the area and they will fuck with you.
Thankfully I don't live in a bullshit police state where the cops can tell me how I can and can't transport myself.
 

daw123

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Definitely a fluke since the skate boarder was surprised it happened the way it did.
 

ScottSwing

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That's your opinion and you're entitled to it. But me liking a Mac doesn't cost you anything. Whereas asshat skaters cost cities a shit ton of money for all the damage they do. You see "no skateboarding" signs for a reason. Skaters = Taggers as far as I'm concerned.

And the blacks too.
 

QueBert

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Qubert is wrong about pretty much everything. He's even MORE annoying in the Gadgets Gear and Phones forum.

I can take pictures there are "no skateboarding" signs everywhere. You can't say my OPINION here is wrong, because uh, it's my OPINION. If you don't agree with me fine. But skating is not legal outside of the skate park here. In some areas the police don't care to enforce it. But in many areas if you skate you're getting fuck with the same as if you were walking down the street at midnight and were black.
 

preslove

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I can take pictures there are "no skateboarding" signs everywhere. You can't say my OPINION here is wrong, because uh, it's my OPINION. If you don't agree with me fine. But skating is not legal outside of the skate park here. In some areas the police don't care to enforce it. But in many areas if you skate you're getting fuck with the same as if you were walking down the street at midnight and were black.

The only thing I have to say to that is, GET OFF MY LAWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
 

Wyndru

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I can take pictures there are "no skateboarding" signs everywhere. You can't say my OPINION here is wrong, because uh, it's my OPINION. If you don't agree with me fine. But skating is not legal outside of the skate park here. In some areas the police don't care to enforce it. But in many areas if you skate you're getting fuck with the same as if you were walking down the street at midnight and were black.

Why do you care so much if others are skating in no skateboarding areas? Do you hate when kids freestyle bike or rollerblade in off limit areas?

I have an open private field near me where they put up a no soccer sign because the kids cleats were tearing up the place, yet they still play there. Would you hate them too?
 

TheFamilyMan

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QueBert obviously got his ass repeatedly kicked by skaters in high school.

This coming from a guy who looks like fucking Snidely Whiplash in his 20's...you're no machine of intimidation there, sparky...Hell, the skaters may have rolled him a time or two but I'm willing to bet anyone from the chess club could've taken you hands down.