Three old men are discussing their sex lives.
The Italian man says,"Last week, my wife and I had great sex. I rubbed her body all over with olive oil, we made passionate love, and she screamed for 5 minutes at the end."
The Frenchman boasts, "Last week when my wife and I had sex, I rubbed her body all over with butter.
We then made passionate love and she screamed for 15 minutes."
The old Jewish man says, "Well, last week my wife and I had sex too. I rubbed her body all over with
chicken fat, we made love, and she screamed for 6 hours."
The Italian and Frenchman were stunned. They replied, "What could you possibly have done to make your wife scream for 6 hours???"
"When we finished, I wiped my hands on the bedroom drapes."
The Italian man says,"Last week, my wife and I had great sex. I rubbed her body all over with olive oil, we made passionate love, and she screamed for 5 minutes at the end."
The Frenchman boasts, "Last week when my wife and I had sex, I rubbed her body all over with butter.
We then made passionate love and she screamed for 15 minutes."
The old Jewish man says, "Well, last week my wife and I had sex too. I rubbed her body all over with
chicken fat, we made love, and she screamed for 6 hours."
The Italian and Frenchman were stunned. They replied, "What could you possibly have done to make your wife scream for 6 hours???"
"When we finished, I wiped my hands on the bedroom drapes."
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