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Situation: Asked out a girl that lives with her boyfriend.

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good story 🙂 i thought it was gonna be something like, well i know this chick lives with her boyfriend but i don't f'n care...nice job man

too bad she smokes 🙁
 
dude, i got a great idea.

Before u go in for your hair cut, get your hair cut at someother place.

then when u go in, she will be confused whyu need another haircut.

tell her you need "other" hairs cut.

MUAHAHHAHHAA
 
Good job dude...you resisted being a home wrecker. Still its only a matter of time before she cheats on her bf I think.
 
So here I go again...Off to meet her for another hair cut appointment.

I'll fill you in on what happens, if anything does happen.
 
Originally posted by: shuan24
(good looking) women smokers are sexy 😀:beer:
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No, they are not. There is NOTHING sexy about smoking, and I don't care how hot the woman is. Blech.. :barf;
 
Originally posted by: PipBoy
Originally posted by: Regs
She giggled, and then gave a look of remorse. Then I asked her, "Just don't tell anyone I said anything". She then replied back in a sorrowful voice, "Oh of course, don't worry".
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you do know that the first thing she did when she went back to work was to tell everyone you just asked her out right?
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LMAO!!!! I was going to say the exact same thing. I'm sure you gave them all a good laugh or giggle....regardless :beer: for assertiveness, but i don't know about the way you took the rejection. Reminded me of something my little nephew would do when he starts pouting.
 
Main reason to stay away from stylist:

She doesn't know you at all, and just because you're cute she wants you to come to her "house party" so you can get to know her. So let's say your dream comes true, she dumps her boyfriend, she moves in with you (naturally, because she won't have any where else to go) and you guys start dating.

What is going to stop her when the next cute guy comes in to get his haircut the within the next couple of days?

She is classified as a paraslut. (Parasite + Slut). She will find a "cute guy", suck his monster balls dry and tell him she loves him, move in and start to feed off his resources. When she becomes bored with the host (you) she will wait for the next host (next cute guy) to ask her out and start the whole blood-sucking process over again.
 
Originally posted by: Redhotjrm
Main reason to stay away from stylist:

She doesn't know you at all, and just because you're cute she wants you to come to her "house party" so you can get to know her. So let's say your dream comes true, she dumps her boyfriend, she moves in with you (naturally, because she won't have any where else to go) and you guys start dating.

What is going to stop her when the next cute guy comes in to get his haircut the within the next couple of days?

She is classified as a paraslut. (Parasite + Slut). She will find a "cute guy", suck his monster balls dry and tell him she loves him, move in and start to feed off his resources. When she becomes bored with the host (you) she will wait for the next host (next cute guy) to ask her out and start the whole blood-sucking process over again.
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Wtf? She just asked him to go to the house party because she felt bad when he whimpered about wanting to get to know her. You are a paramoron!
 
Originally posted by: Redhotjrm
Main reason to stay away from stylist:

She doesn't know you at all, and just because you're cute she wants you to come to her "house party" so you can get to know her. So let's say your dream comes true, she dumps her boyfriend, she moves in with you (naturally, because she won't have any where else to go) and you guys start dating.

What is going to stop her when the next cute guy comes in to get his haircut the within the next couple of days?

She is classified as a paraslut. (Parasite + Slut). She will find a "cute guy", suck his monster balls dry and tell him she loves him, move in and start to feed off his resources. When she becomes bored with the host (you) she will wait for the next host (next cute guy) to ask her out and start the whole blood-sucking process over again.
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Now that's a post worth reading. Interesting and educational at the same time. Keep up the good work my man.
:beer:
 
Wtf? She just asked him to go to the house party because she felt bad when he whimpered about wanting to get to know her. You are a paramoron!
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You obviously haven't been victimized by a paraslut yet. Be thankful every day! She is in a relationship serious enough to be living with her boyfriend and she invites a guy over to her house who just asked her out.

I'm not sure where you come from or where you live, but an decent girl would kindly stop @ "I have a boyfriend, sorry" and go back to work.... not invite him over for casual shaft sucking.
 
Originally posted by: Redhotjrm
Wtf? She just asked him to go to the house party because she felt bad when he whimpered about wanting to get to know her. You are a paramoron!
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You obviously haven't been victimized by a paraslut yet. Be thankful every day! She is in a relationship serious enough to be living with her boyfriend and she invites a guy over to her house who just asked her out.

I'm not sure where you come from or where you live, but an decent girl would kindly stop @ "I have a boyfriend, sorry" and go back to work.... not invite him over for casual shaft sucking.
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Edit: I skipped over the inviting to the bar part. I guess she is a paraslut.
 
If you say:
Lets see if I can sum this up real quick:
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Then proceed to type a 470 word essay over 44 lines, you obviously have no idea what, "Lets see if I can sum this up real quick" means.

😛
 
Originally posted by: nick1985
i lost interest when she lit up a cigarrete...
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Ironically, I was thinking the same thing..
wtg though... at least you did what you should have done. Much better than posting in this forum: "YAGT- Should I ask my hair stylist out?"
 
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