obiwaynekenobi
Golden Member
This just cracks me up.
my father runs two seperate business at two different locations. At the one location (where I spend the day working) he has an employee who is A very prim proper striaght employee. She's probably in her mid-30's I can't get her real age out of her. but she is just very... honest For example. if she Writes a letter and prints it off, She Puts 50 cents in the Till to PAY for the paper and ink.
well My father and I ALWAYS give her a diffacult time. AS well does her boyfriend. we will just call her Sam. Sam is VERY Short like 5 foot 1 inch. I've not seen her in a while and when I saw her this morning, I called her a barfly. Her b/f told his family that she was a barfly in collage.. This is funny because she's never drank and never been into a bar. Th e worst word I've ever heard come out of her mouth s "evil" and "wicked" I kid you not this is for real...
So my father and I are just razzing her giving her a hard time, because she's wearing boots with 4 inch heels to make her taller. she said that her b/f calls them her Witch boots, because they look like the boots the wicked witch of the west wears from the wizard of OZ. A few mins later her b/f calls and asks for me after a little bit. I run a local computer shop out of my house, and it was a business call. Well after it was done he mentioned to me that she had said that I ws giving her a very diffacult time. I told her him yes and he told me to "keep up the good work" and the conversation went as follows
Me: Yeah I like her boots but she's missing the red and white striped socks
Him:I agree, and the pointy hat
Me: can't forget the BIG fat ugly mole on the end of her nose
him: or the fact that she needs green skin
me: no she doesn't need that That would just make her look like she's old and decrepid...
Oh what am I saying she *IS* old and decrepid.
Him:*roars wit laugher* That's why she dies her hair you know she's really actully 78.
Me: so was she the one that had the house dropped on her
him:Nah she's still alive you could probably arrange it though.
She is just standing there FLABBERGASTED With her eyes as big as dinner plates
I looked at sam and said "You know what we do to Witches Sam? BURN HER!! BURN HER!" her b/f says on the phone "Sire we have found a witch may we burn her!? And what do we do to Burn Witches!!! MORE WITCHES!"
At this point I'm laughing so hard I hand her the phone the first thing she says is "You two are so evil!"
for the remainder of the three hours I was there I just kept saying "SIRE we have found a Witch May we BURN HER?!" I've not laughed so hard in months
anyway I thought that it was hiliarious so I thought that I would Share
my father runs two seperate business at two different locations. At the one location (where I spend the day working) he has an employee who is A very prim proper striaght employee. She's probably in her mid-30's I can't get her real age out of her. but she is just very... honest For example. if she Writes a letter and prints it off, She Puts 50 cents in the Till to PAY for the paper and ink.
well My father and I ALWAYS give her a diffacult time. AS well does her boyfriend. we will just call her Sam. Sam is VERY Short like 5 foot 1 inch. I've not seen her in a while and when I saw her this morning, I called her a barfly. Her b/f told his family that she was a barfly in collage.. This is funny because she's never drank and never been into a bar. Th e worst word I've ever heard come out of her mouth s "evil" and "wicked" I kid you not this is for real...
So my father and I are just razzing her giving her a hard time, because she's wearing boots with 4 inch heels to make her taller. she said that her b/f calls them her Witch boots, because they look like the boots the wicked witch of the west wears from the wizard of OZ. A few mins later her b/f calls and asks for me after a little bit. I run a local computer shop out of my house, and it was a business call. Well after it was done he mentioned to me that she had said that I ws giving her a very diffacult time. I told her him yes and he told me to "keep up the good work" and the conversation went as follows
Me: Yeah I like her boots but she's missing the red and white striped socks
Him:I agree, and the pointy hat
Me: can't forget the BIG fat ugly mole on the end of her nose
him: or the fact that she needs green skin
me: no she doesn't need that That would just make her look like she's old and decrepid...
Oh what am I saying she *IS* old and decrepid.
Him:*roars wit laugher* That's why she dies her hair you know she's really actully 78.
Me: so was she the one that had the house dropped on her
him:Nah she's still alive you could probably arrange it though.
She is just standing there FLABBERGASTED With her eyes as big as dinner plates
I looked at sam and said "You know what we do to Witches Sam? BURN HER!! BURN HER!" her b/f says on the phone "Sire we have found a witch may we burn her!? And what do we do to Burn Witches!!! MORE WITCHES!"
At this point I'm laughing so hard I hand her the phone the first thing she says is "You two are so evil!"
for the remainder of the three hours I was there I just kept saying "SIRE we have found a Witch May we BURN HER?!" I've not laughed so hard in months
anyway I thought that it was hiliarious so I thought that I would Share
