Sir...Please Remove The Snake From Your Pants

Murpheeee

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HONOLULU -- A United Airlines flight attendant made an unusual discovery in a passenger's pants pocket Wednesday.

In the man's pants was a 20-inch rosy boa constrictor.

The man declared the snake on his plant and animal declaration form. The 23-year-old was not aware that snakes are illegal in Hawaii.

The man said he carried the snake in a zippered pocket of his pants.

Officials said the man was cooperative when the plane landed at Honolulu International Airport and was met by agricultural inspectors and deputy sheriffs.

The man told officials he was moving to Hawaii and declined the opportunity to send the snake back to the mainland.

The rosy boa will be handed over to the Honolulu Zoo, where it will most likely be sent out of the state.


:D :D :D

Let the trouser snake jokes commence........
 

Pastfinder

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Hmmm, it was a constrictor you say? I don't think I want constriction in my pants... :Q
 

notfred

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Originally posted by: Pastfinder
Hmmm, it was a constrictor you say? I don't think I want constriction in my pants... :Q

You don't like em nice and tight?
 

Jugernot

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Ewwww..... he kept the thing in his pocket the whole trip? I can only imagine what it did in there... all animals have to piss and crap at one time or another.

Jugs
 

Murpheeee

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imagine what all the other passengers were thinking when they saw all that wriggling going on in his pocket :eek:
 

Peetoeng

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Originally posted by: Pastfinder
Hmmm, it was a constrictor you say? I don't think I want constriction in my pants... :Q

No, you don't want the snake confuse your wiener to a rat.:Q.