Sir Patrick Stewart isn't gay?

[shortylickens]

LOL! I think I'd rather fuck a bicycle than stick my cock in anyone's ass.

I'd rather you would too.....

 

[alkemyst]

LOL! I think I'd rather fuck a bicycle than stick my cock in anyone's ass.

I am betting you have fucked your motorcycle though.

 

[zinfamous]

I am betting you have fucked your motorcycle though.

No, that was me.

shorty has the photos.

 

[Markbnj]

It's a movie that came out in 1989. Roughly 24 years ago. Before the internet became mainstream. Good luck trying to find anything short of asking those that were actually part of the making of the film. Years ago I tried to find tv guides from that era to re-watch a certain cartoon I watched but was unsuccessful. The internet does not hold everything...

Oh that is certainly true, but one category for which it holds complete information is mainstream movies with actual sex in them.

 

[Markbnj]

EDIT: Not sure how you deduce that from this thread or any thread I've made but it strikes me as awkward that you would bring it up. You must be projecting...

I was referring to the poster above me who called Picard a motherf*cker. See what I did there?

 

[WelshBloke]

Of course you are. You're British. You guys came up with the word 'partner' to make a relationship orientation-agnostic...

Well if it helps you to live in hope you're more than welcome to keep believing that. :thumbup:

I'm sure that there are some cute guys nearer home for you though.

 

[DownTheSky]

I bet he doesn't have an Oedipus complex, either.

Motherfucker (sometimes abbreviated as mofo, mf, or mf'er) is an American vulgarism. Its literal sense means one who fucks his or her mother, although this usage is seldom implied. Rather, it refers to a mean, despicable, or vicious person, or any particularly difficult or frustrating situation. Alternatively, it is used as a compliment, for instance in the jazz community. Due to the semiotics, it is less often applied personally to females, a personal direct object referred to as such is usually male

It wasn't derogatory lol.

 

[NFS4]

 

[Dari]

I was referring to the poster above me who called Picard a motherf*cker. See what I did there?

Learn to quote. You and the other fluffers in this thread are a strange bunch.

Well if it helps you to live in hope you're more than welcome to keep believing that. :thumbup:

I'm sure that there are some cute guys nearer home for you though.

Uh huh...

 

[Markbnj]

Learn to quote. You and the other fluffers in this thread are a strange bunch.



Uh huh...

Learn to read. And you got a lot of strange to get rid of before you go pointing any fingers, pal.

 

[JulesMaximus]

I am betting you have fucked your motorcycle though.

I'll take that bet. How much $ do you want to give me?

 

[Dari]

Learn to read. And you got a lot of strange to get rid of before you go pointing any fingers, pal.

Learn to quote. And I'll point my finger anywhere I damn well please.

Seriously, you're the cop here. I'm just a civilian. Use the quoting system. It's been streamlined. Learn it. Love it.

 

[Ruptga]

Learn to quote. And I'll point my finger anywhere I damn well please.

Seriously, you're the cop here. I'm just a civilian. Use the quoting system. It's been streamlined. Learn it. Love it.

You said you wanted this thread locked, but you keep bumping it. Why is that?

 

[Markbnj]

Learn to quote. And I'll point my finger anywhere I damn well please.

Seriously, you're the cop here. I'm just a civilian. Use the quoting system. It's been streamlined. Learn it. Love it.

I'm just a poster here. I have no special status in this forum.

 

[Dari]

You said you wanted this thread locked, but you keep bumping it. Why is that?

I wanted it locked. The moderators refused and people either kept getting on their soapboxes giving sermons or testimonials. I had to respond accordingly.

 

[WelshBloke]

You said you wanted this thread locked, but you keep bumping it. Why is that?

Because he's our puppet.

 

[sdifox]

He is gathering courage to come out of the closet.

He as in op, not Stewart.

 

[Dari]

Because he's our puppet.

And you're our nurse. Why did you decide to become a nurse? To help or to kill?

 

[Dari]

He is gathering courage to come out of the closet.

He as in op, not Stewart.

Using your throat as my personal drainage system helps.

Now you can lick it, you can sip it, you can taste it
I'm talkin every drip-drop, don't you waste it
Baby, slurp it up, it's enough to fill your cup
It's finger lickin good, and I wish a awesome dude would
Go down kinda slow or even fast
I'm always sprung once I feel your tongue in the crack of my ass
Just eatin me-awesome dude
Goin out like that boy you pack such a tasty treat
And you can eat me out
But put it in your mouth
Put it in your mouth
I said your motherfuckin' mouth
I said your motherfuckin' mouth
And you could just eat me out

 

[sdifox]

Using your throat as my personal drainage system helps.

I am a dude. The fact that you are fantasizing about my throat means you are gay.

 

[WelshBloke]

And you're our nurse. Why did you decide to become a nurse? To help or to kill?

Dance, dance my puppet! :awe:

 

[JulesMaximus]

I wanted it locked. The moderators refused and people either kept getting on their soapboxes giving sermons or testimonials. I had to respond accordingly.

Here's a thought, stop responding?

Of course, I prefer that you continue to respond. It is entertaining to say the least.

 

[Fritzo]

Wait...the pic he just posted on Twitter isn't helping his case:

 

[evident]

does anyone remember patrick stewart's SNL Sexy Cakes skit? i remember watching it as a kid when i was watching TNG every day. funny to think of the captain that way, lol

 

[sdifox]

does anyone remember patrick stewart's SNL Sexy Cakes skit? i remember watching it as a kid when i was watching TNG every day. funny to think of the captain that way, lol

It's all about contrast

I remember that skit.