Boys, (and girls), most of you are just too young to understand. But, I'm an old dope waiting on his dirt nap. In the meantime, man, this single malt, thirty year old scotch is particularly smooth this evening. The ice is tingling, the kids are in the closet wrapped in duct tape, the wife had a recent boob job, the phone can't ring because its been disconnected for nonpayment, the mother in law is in another country with visa problems, and I'm thinking, "Hell, I may be Al Bundy, but for one night at least, tonight I'm King of the World"
HAHA, see you in the morning, kids!
HAHA, see you in the morning, kids!
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