Single males/females...what would you do if your dream girl/guy was standing in front of you right now?

[Aquaman]

I'd say........... ALL YOUR BREAST ARE BELONG TO US?

Cheers,
Aquaman

 

[HomerSapien]

AQUAMAN: HAHAHHAHAHAHA.....All Your Breast Are Belong To Us.

 

[Aquaman]

Unless your a woman and your looking at the guy of your dreams

Then you can say.......... ALL YOUR 'UNIT' ARE BELONG TO US

Cheers,
Aquaman

 

[ChrichtonsGirl]

If it was really him? I'd turn 10 shades of red and turn and run in the opposite direction after mumbling something really stupid I'd hate myself for later.

If it was a dream/fantasy? I don't think I can go into that here, but it involves lots of whipped cream and other lubricating agents.

 

[NFS4]

You guys are a riot!

 

[GrimReefer]

I would let her masage my pecs

 

[Pretender]

Hey baby, take off those zigs for great justice!

 

[nEoTeChMaN]

Hey baby, fancy a game of CS....


























































...while sitting on my lap?

 

[billumillamerika]

get down, get down, get down! you're a bad dog, baby!

(not what you think!!! those are lines from Gilbert
O'Sullivan's 70's song, Get Down!!)
have fun!

 

[Imported]

Geez.. I'd just start up a converstation and see where it goes from there if I ever met Jessica Alba..

 

[Elledan]

I'd just greet her, and hold an *intelligent* conversation

Why should you be nervous? Just keep those emotions of you under control and everything should be ok

 

[ArkAoss]

hey, meremortal Your right, I don't have to ask my dream girl, she says "Quit grinning stupid, take your shirt off and get on the table, NOW."

 

[RobSan]

NFS4:

You could run Cindy off immediately by referring her to the SCSI vs. IDE thread and thus save yourself the agony.

Rob

 

[NFS4]

Hehe, Cindy will be mine!!! I'd give up the forums for some Cindy action

 

[Howard]

No, Aquaman, the girls would say...

Move Zig! You know what you doing!


LOL

 

[Pretender]

I hear Cindy is very interested in the benchmarks of 7200 vs 5400 RPM drives, the usefulness of ATA 66 vs. ATA 100, and SCSI vs. IDE. I suggest you call her up at once and invite her over to examine your hardware...

 

[AfterBurn]

Thats easy... It already happened, and she said "yes"

 

[Muadib]

Thats easy... It already happened, and she said "yes"
Your wife was behind you when you typed this right???

 

[Ornery]

"...what would you do if your dream girl/guy was standing in front of you right now?"

I'd bury my face in her bosom and grope her ass until she could pry me off of her!

I'd just tell the judge I thought I was dreaming, because what are the chances of Carol Alt appearing in my bedroom in real life? :Q

 

[shiner]

Nice one Onery....now I'm going to make you jealous.


I met Carol when I was like 13 and was in Phoenix with my parents for some lame ass convention. They have a picture somewhere of us with her and guess what....she's kissing me on the cheek.

Next time I visit my parents I'll see if I can find it and send you the scan. How old is she now??? That was in 1983 and I'm 30 now.....she has to be pushing 50.

 

[Regine]

Ornery
does that really qualify as "bosom"?
j/k

 

[Ornery]

See Toolgirl, 50. That means she probably has a bosom by now

Yeah I'm way jealous shinerburke. You haven't washed your cheek yet have you? :Q

 

[AfterBurn]

<< Your wife was behind you when you typed this right??? >>



She was???? OMG, am i glad i followed my instinct and gave the right answer.

 

[NFS4]

<< does that really qualify as &quot;bosom&quot;? >>


Toolgirl, I was thinking the EXACT same thing Guess she hasn't moved away from the trainig bra yet

 

[Regine]

Nothing wrong with her - I think she is very pretty.
I just don't think her cleavage qualifies as &quot;bosom&quot;. When I hear the word &quot;bosom&quot; I'm thinking big breasts.....