Since you are going to die...

[Howard]

"I wanted to be cremated."

 

[95SS]

Free your body and soul. Unfold your powerful wings. Climb up the highest mountains. Kick your feet up in the air. You may now live forever. Or return to this earth. Unless you feel good where you are.

Not mine, but I like it. 😛

 

[DOSfan]

Originally posted by: FFMCobalt
"this game sucks anyway"

^^ I vote for this one. 😀

 

[episodic]

To all that reads this - don't take out student loans and my son is the only person I'll miss while I'm in heaven.

 

[minendo]

What do you want your tombstone to say?

REPOST

 

[biostud]

I should have cut the blue wire.

 

[Balt]

"Died while saving his family from a sinking battleship"

 

[Bleep]

I would like it to say the truth.

Here lay the remains of screwy dick who was born with a corkscrew pr--k
I spent my life in hunt for a woman with a sprial c--t
When I found her I dropped dead
The goldarn thing had a lefthand thread.

Bleep

 

[nageov3t]

He saved the world.
A lot.

^ that'd be great 😛

 

[Fudssa]

Originally posted by: 95SS
Free your body and soul. Unfold your powerful wings. Climb up the highest mountains. Kick your feet up in the air. You may now live forever. Or return to this earth. Unless you feel good where you are.

Not mine, but I like it. 😛

Wrong. It's like this:

Free your body and soul.
Unfold your powerful wings.
Climb up the highest mountains.
Kick your feet up in the air.
You may now live forever.
Or return to this earth.
Unless you feel good where you are.

😀

 

[95SS]

Originally posted by: Fudssa

Originally posted by: 95SS
Free your body and soul. Unfold your powerful wings. Climb up the highest mountains. Kick your feet up in the air. You may now live forever. Or return to this earth. Unless you feel good where you are.

Not mine, but I like it. 😛

Wrong. It's like this:

Free your body and soul.
Unfold your powerful wings.
Climb up the highest mountains.
Kick your feet up in the air.
You may now live forever.
Or return to this earth.
Unless you feel good where you are.

😀

Sure, but that is too obvious. I wanted people to think it was deep and meaningful. 😛

 

[Red Dawn]

"I told you I was sick!"

 

[SarcasticDwarf]

still laughing at you

 

[sonambulo]

kevin sinclair is a wanker

 

[TRDGT]

Call 24 hours before digging.
Call before you dig.

 

[biostud]

Don't eat at Joe's

 

[Analog]

pepperoni & mushroom.

 

[jjones]

Dead Meat

 

[Azraele]

I once saw a tombstone that read "Wake" in some sort of runic script. Was really neat looking.

 

[olds]

Originally posted by: FFMCobalt
</life>

🙂

 

[TitanDiddly]

Death++

 

[Martin]

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat

Originally posted by: FFMCobalt
</life>

🙂

I agree. Best one yet.

 

[Schadenfroh]

Necromancers welcome

 

[Tinkerhell]

nm

 

[chrisms]

"Sabbath, Bloody Sabbath"