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since bible thumpers can ignore evolution theory...

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meh... I'll be your huckleberry.

Christ the Wisdom and Power of God
18For the message of the cross is foolishness to those who are perishing, but to us who are being saved it is the power of God. 19For it is written:
"I will destroy the wisdom of the wise;
the intelligence of the intelligent I will frustrate."[c]
20Where is the wise man? Where is the scholar? Where is the philosopher of this age? Has not God made foolish the wisdom of the world? 21For since in the wisdom of God the world through its wisdom did not know him, God was pleased through the foolishness of what was preached to save those who believe. 22Jews demand miraculous signs and Greeks look for wisdom, 23but we preach Christ crucified: a stumbling block to Jews and foolishness to Gentiles, 24but to those whom God has called, both Jews and Greeks, Christ the power of God and the wisdom of God. 25For the foolishness of God is wiser than man's wisdom, and the weakness of God is stronger than man's strength.

26Brothers, think of what you were when you were called. Not many of you were wise by human standards; not many were influential; not many were of noble birth. 27But God chose the foolish things of the world to shame the wise; God chose the weak things of the world to shame the strong. 28He chose the lowly things of this world and the despised things?and the things that are not?to nullify the things that are, 29so that no one may boast before him. 30It is because of him that you are in Christ Jesus, who has become for us wisdom from God?that is, our righteousness, holiness and redemption. 31Therefore, as it is written: "Let him who boasts boast in the Lord."[d]



 
Originally posted by: OrganizedChaos
by saying that its just a theory, i hearby declare that gravitational theory is also a myth perputrated by scientists. there is no gravity! the hand of a omnipresent supreme being is responsible for holding everything down!

while i'm at it i hearby by declare that geologic theory is also a myth. continental drift is not a result of plate tectonics but is in fact caused by a supreme being pushing landmasses around for his own "mysterious" reasons

also i must warn you about the heretic scientists try to convince people to believe in acoustic theory. they would have you believe that sound is caused by vibration. not true! acoustics are a myth, we hear though a connection between our souls and gods voice.

:laugh: And rockets didn't take man to the moon, it was lots of prayer and the hand of the supreme being that lifted men to the moon on a giant cylindrical object they found off the coast of Florida.
 
Originally posted by: sao123
meh... I'll be your huckleberry.

Christ the Wisdom and Power of God
18For the message of the cross is foolishness to those who are perishing, but to us who are being saved it is the power of God. 19For it is written:
"I will destroy the wisdom of the wise;
the intelligence of the intelligent I will frustrate."[c]
20Where is the wise man? Where is the scholar? Where is the philosopher of this age? Has not God made foolish the wisdom of the world? 21For since in the wisdom of God the world through its wisdom did not know him, God was pleased through the foolishness of what was preached to save those who believe. 22Jews demand miraculous signs and Greeks look for wisdom, 23but we preach Christ crucified: a stumbling block to Jews and foolishness to Gentiles, 24but to those whom God has called, both Jews and Greeks, Christ the power of God and the wisdom of God. 25For the foolishness of God is wiser than man's wisdom, and the weakness of God is stronger than man's strength.

26Brothers, think of what you were when you were called. Not many of you were wise by human standards; not many were influential; not many were of noble birth. 27But God chose the foolish things of the world to shame the wise; God chose the weak things of the world to shame the strong. 28He chose the lowly things of this world and the despised things?and the things that are not?to nullify the things that are, 29so that no one may boast before him. 30It is because of him that you are in Christ Jesus, who has become for us wisdom from God?that is, our righteousness, holiness and redemption. 31Therefore, as it is written: "Let him who boasts boast in the Lord."[d]
That's a beautiful passage. It's a shame that so many would interpet it as an excuse to avoid learning about their world, or thinking critically, or accepting obvious realities.

 
i wish i could rape the OP with logic but apparently it would be impossible since even his crude understanding is too limited to engage in meaningful discussion.
 
The hardest part to swallow with the Bible's creation theory is that there are tons of other religions that have different explanations.

While popular science theories probably only have a handful of explanations.


Like a true statistics nerd I'll take the school of explanation with less variance.
 
Most of what we go by with scientific "understanding" is a theory. Technically, electricity is a theory for example. Many things we use in every day life all the time are nothng but practical examples based off a theory that has never been 100% proven (thus making it not a theory anymore) or disproven either.

I'm taking it you read the recent issue of National Geographic where they had a big long article in it talking about Darwin and the Evolution theory? Which they pointed out was not a theory he came up with first, he just had more scientific evidence and observations to draw that conclusion and was able to put it into a clear and concise book. One he didn't want to publish because of his wife being someone who didn't beleive in his work.

Anyhow, yes it is a theory. It's a damn good one too. There are different parts to it and people take what they want to beleive out of it, including the Roman Catholic Church. Which is that evolution exists as a set of laws defined by God for the governing and creation of life with specific injections of life, such as humans, who were placed on the earth at a specific time frame for a reason. Least that's how the church accepts evolutions as a theory. There's just oo much scientifici evidence to dismiss the theory out of hand without any theory to replace all the facts that are out there.
 
Originally posted by: Astaroth33
Originally posted by: OrganizedChaos
by saying that its just a theory, i hearby declare that gravitational theory is also a myth perputrated by scientists. there is no gravity! the hand of a omnipresent supreme being is responsible for holding everything down!

while i'm at it i hearby by declare that geologic theory is also a myth. continental drift is not a result of plate tectonics but is in fact caused by a supreme being pushing landmasses around for his own "mysterious" reasons

also i must warn you about the heretic scientists try to convince people to believe in acoustic theory. they would have you believe that sound is caused by vibration. not true! acoustics are a myth, we hear though a connection between our souls and gods voice.

Bah! There is no "God".. everybody knows it's the Leprechauns that created everything!

hahahahaha
 
Originally posted by: Ilmater
I believe the OP would be very interested to hear my take on evolution and the origins of man. This site gives a detailed explanation of my beliefs.

(BTW: This is hilarious and you all need to read it.)

Flying Spaghetti Monsterism


Ohh my ... I must seek out pirate clothes and fly the Jolly Roger!
 
Originally posted by: OrganizedChaos
by saying that its just a theory, i hearby declare that gravitational theory is also a myth perputrated by scientists. there is no gravity! the hand of a omnipresent supreme being is responsible for holding everything down!

while i'm at it i hearby by declare that geologic theory is also a myth. continental drift is not a result of plate tectonics but is in fact caused by a supreme being pushing landmasses around for his own "mysterious" reasons

also i must warn you about the heretic scientists try to convince people to believe in acoustic theory. they would have you believe that sound is caused by vibration. not true! acoustics are a myth, we hear though a connection between our souls and gods voice.

You realize you are just as bad as the bible thumpers, you're just using a different book. The error in your logic is assuming that the fault of bible thumpers lies in the logic of their thought process when in reality the true fault lies in their method of spreading their ideology. A method which you seem to follow exactly.... thus in your attempt to criticize an ideology, you have in actuality subscribed to it.

Pretty sad really.

-Max
 
Originally posted by: Doboji
Originally posted by: OrganizedChaos
by saying that its just a theory, i hearby declare that gravitational theory is also a myth perputrated by scientists. there is no gravity! the hand of a omnipresent supreme being is responsible for holding everything down!

while i'm at it i hearby by declare that geologic theory is also a myth. continental drift is not a result of plate tectonics but is in fact caused by a supreme being pushing landmasses around for his own "mysterious" reasons

also i must warn you about the heretic scientists try to convince people to believe in acoustic theory. they would have you believe that sound is caused by vibration. not true! acoustics are a myth, we hear though a connection between our souls and gods voice.
You realize you are just as bad as the bible thumpers, you're just using a different book. The error in your logic is assuming that the fault of bible thumpers lies in the logic of their thought process when in reality the true fault lies in their method of spreading their ideology. A method which you seem to follow exactly.... thus in your attempt to criticize an ideology, you have in actuality subscribed to it.

Pretty sad really.

-Max
The only sad thing is your attempt to insult OrganizedChaos. He was clearly making a joke, not knocking door-to-door with a white shirt and black tie trying to push his religion on people.
 
Originally posted by: BurnItDwn
Originally posted by: Ilmater
I believe the OP would be very interested to hear my take on evolution and the origins of man. This site gives a detailed explanation of my beliefs.

(BTW: This is hilarious and you all need to read it.)

Flying Spaghetti Monsterism


Ohh my ... I must seek out pirate clothes and fly the Jolly Roger!
Thank god for Maddox, eh? He's one of only 17 right now. I'm another. You would make 18 that we know of, but hopefully, over time, we can tip the scales back where they should be and get the temperatures back on track.
 
Originally posted by: Ilmater
Originally posted by: Doboji
Originally posted by: OrganizedChaos
by saying that its just a theory, i hearby declare that gravitational theory is also a myth perputrated by scientists. there is no gravity! the hand of a omnipresent supreme being is responsible for holding everything down!

while i'm at it i hearby by declare that geologic theory is also a myth. continental drift is not a result of plate tectonics but is in fact caused by a supreme being pushing landmasses around for his own "mysterious" reasons

also i must warn you about the heretic scientists try to convince people to believe in acoustic theory. they would have you believe that sound is caused by vibration. not true! acoustics are a myth, we hear though a connection between our souls and gods voice.
You realize you are just as bad as the bible thumpers, you're just using a different book. The error in your logic is assuming that the fault of bible thumpers lies in the logic of their thought process when in reality the true fault lies in their method of spreading their ideology. A method which you seem to follow exactly.... thus in your attempt to criticize an ideology, you have in actuality subscribed to it.

Pretty sad really.

-Max
The only sad thing is your attempt to insult OrganizedChaos. He was clearly making a joke, not knocking door-to-door with a white shirt and black tie trying to push his religion on people.

You sir are full of horse sh!t...... coming to OT and posting his assanine unsolicited argument against people with particular beliefs is just that... bible thumping... he's just using a different bible. If someone came in here and posted the same type of thread from the opposite perspective you and everyone else would be all down his throat, and he might even get banned.

-Max
 
Originally posted by: Doboji
You sir are full of horse sh!t...... coming to OT and posting his assanine unsolicited argument against people with particular beliefs is just that... bible thumping... he's just using a different bible. If someone came in here and posted the same type of thread from the opposite perspective you and everyone else would be all down his throat, and he might even get banned.

-Max
I'm sorry, but until you accept His divine teachings, I don't believe we can communicate on the same level.

May his noodly appendages bless you with sauce.

Amen.

(EDIT: Bolded part above is just b.s. Nobody would be banned for being pro-religion.)
 
Originally posted by: Ilmater
Originally posted by: Doboji
You sir are full of horse sh!t...... coming to OT and posting his assanine unsolicited argument against people with particular beliefs is just that... bible thumping... he's just using a different bible. If someone came in here and posted the same type of thread from the opposite perspective you and everyone else would be all down his throat, and he might even get banned.

-Max
I'm sorry, but until you accept His divine teachings, I don't believe we can communicate on the same level.

My his noodly appendages bless you with sauce.

Amen.

Yeah that goes right along with my argument for the giant purple omnipotent and omniscient dinasaur... since he is the greatest purple omnipotent and omniscient dinasaur that could ever be thought of, he must exist, because surely a purple omnipotent and omniscient dinasaur that exists is greater than a purple omnipotent and omniscient dinasaur that doesnt exist.

But all of this is beside the point... you realize that... my problem with the OP is not his beliefs... it's with his trolling method of sharing his beliefs.

-Max
 
Originally posted by: Doboji
Originally posted by: Ilmater
Originally posted by: Doboji
You sir are full of horse sh!t...... coming to OT and posting his assanine unsolicited argument against people with particular beliefs is just that... bible thumping... he's just using a different bible. If someone came in here and posted the same type of thread from the opposite perspective you and everyone else would be all down his throat, and he might even get banned.

-Max
I'm sorry, but until you accept His divine teachings, I don't believe we can communicate on the same level.

My his noodly appendages bless you with sauce.

Amen.

Yeah that goes right along with my argument for the giant purple omnipotent and omniscient dinasaur... since he is the greatest purple omnipotent and omniscient dinasaur that could ever be thought of, he must exist, because surely a purple omnipotent and omniscient dinasaur that exists is greater than a purple omnipotent and omniscient dinasaur that doesnt exist.

But all of this is beside the point... you realize that... my problem with the OP is not his beliefs... it's with his trolling method of sharing his beliefs.

-Max
Actually, your purple omnipotent and omniscient dinosaur is actually just Him in disguise. If you take a look at the website, it explains all that in the FAQ:

9. You're wrong. It's actually a linguini/mashed potato/dinosaur/elephant/whatever monster.
Maybe He just disguises Himself as those.

😉

(Might be right about the OP, I was just happy to have an excuse to spread my - no, OUR - beliefs.)
 
Originally posted by: Ilmater
Originally posted by: Doboji
Originally posted by: Ilmater
Originally posted by: Doboji
You sir are full of horse sh!t...... coming to OT and posting his assanine unsolicited argument against people with particular beliefs is just that... bible thumping... he's just using a different bible. If someone came in here and posted the same type of thread from the opposite perspective you and everyone else would be all down his throat, and he might even get banned.

-Max
I'm sorry, but until you accept His divine teachings, I don't believe we can communicate on the same level.

My his noodly appendages bless you with sauce.

Amen.

Yeah that goes right along with my argument for the giant purple omnipotent and omniscient dinasaur... since he is the greatest purple omnipotent and omniscient dinasaur that could ever be thought of, he must exist, because surely a purple omnipotent and omniscient dinasaur that exists is greater than a purple omnipotent and omniscient dinasaur that doesnt exist.

But all of this is beside the point... you realize that... my problem with the OP is not his beliefs... it's with his trolling method of sharing his beliefs.

-Max
Actually, your purple omnipotent and omniscient dinosaur is actually just Him in disguise. If you take a look at the website, it explains all that in the FAQ:

9. You're wrong. It's actually a linguini/mashed potato/dinosaur/elephant/whatever monster.
Maybe He just disguises Himself as those.

😉

(Might be right about the OP, I was just happy to have an excuse to spread my - no, OUR - beliefs.)

Your Linguini and my purple monster are the same... we are the same people... and with great effort and much love for all those poor people out there who don't know our truth... we can bring the world together under the purple flag of italian eating... and the truth about our loving god and savior.

Truth and Purple brother

-Max
 
Originally posted by: sao123
meh... I'll be your huckleberry.

Christ the Wisdom and Power of God
18For the message of the cross is foolishness to those who are perishing, but to us who are being saved it is the power of God. 19For it is written:
"I will destroy the wisdom of the wise;
the intelligence of the intelligent I will frustrate."[c]
20Where is the wise man? Where is the scholar? Where is the philosopher of this age? Has not God made foolish the wisdom of the world? 21For since in the wisdom of God the world through its wisdom did not know him, God was pleased through the foolishness of what was preached to save those who believe. 22Jews demand miraculous signs and Greeks look for wisdom, 23but we preach Christ crucified: a stumbling block to Jews and foolishness to Gentiles, 24but to those whom God has called, both Jews and Greeks, Christ the power of God and the wisdom of God. 25For the foolishness of God is wiser than man's wisdom, and the weakness of God is stronger than man's strength.

26Brothers, think of what you were when you were called. Not many of you were wise by human standards; not many were influential; not many were of noble birth. 27But God chose the foolish things of the world to shame the wise; God chose the weak things of the world to shame the strong. 28He chose the lowly things of this world and the despised things?and the things that are not?to nullify the things that are, 29so that no one may boast before him. 30It is because of him that you are in Christ Jesus, who has become for us wisdom from God?that is, our righteousness, holiness and redemption. 31Therefore, as it is written: "Let him who boasts boast in the Lord."[d]

Can you elaborate on what this means?
 
Originally posted by: Doboji
Your Linguini and my purple monster are the same... we are the same people... and with great effort and much love for all those poor people out there who don't know our truth... we can bring the world together under the purple flag of italian eating... and the truth about our loving god and savior.

Truth and Purple brother

-Max
SPREAD THE WORD, AND PASS THE PARMESAN CHEESE!
 
Originally posted by: Stefan
Originally posted by: sao123
meh... I'll be your huckleberry.

Christ the Wisdom and Power of God
18For the message of the cross is foolishness to those who are perishing, but to us who are being saved it is the power of God. 19For it is written:
"I will destroy the wisdom of the wise;
the intelligence of the intelligent I will frustrate."[c]
20Where is the wise man? Where is the scholar? Where is the philosopher of this age? Has not God made foolish the wisdom of the world? 21For since in the wisdom of God the world through its wisdom did not know him, God was pleased through the foolishness of what was preached to save those who believe. 22Jews demand miraculous signs and Greeks look for wisdom, 23but we preach Christ crucified: a stumbling block to Jews[/b] and foolishness to Gentiles[/b], 24but to those whom God has called, both Jews and Greeks, Christ the power of God and the wisdom of God. 25For the foolishness of God is wiser than man's wisdom, and the weakness of God is stronger than man's strength.

26Brothers, think of what you were when you were called. Not many of you were wise by human standards; not many were influential; not many were of noble birth. 27But God chose the foolish things of the world to shame the wise; God chose the weak things of the world to shame the strong. 28He chose the lowly things of this world and the despised things?and the things that are not?to nullify the things that are, 29so that no one may boast before him. 30It is because of him that you are in Christ Jesus, who has become for us wisdom from God?that is, our righteousness, holiness and redemption. 31Therefore, as it is written: "Let him who boasts boast in the Lord."[d]

Can you elaborate on what this means?


To me its a matter of truth. I have bolded items that I see as describing attitudes of the peoples of today, which I why I believe it is relevant.
 
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