since adam and eve were created by god

[puffff]

how come they are always depicted with belly buttons?

 

[mesthead21]

because god made belly buttons. Duh

 

[frostedflakes]

Where else were they going to store their lint?

 

[JulesMaximus]

I think the bigger question is, was God a liberal? Since Adam and Eve were given a utopia like place to live and walked around naked all the time it sounds like God was a bleeding heart liberal. We know Jesus was a liberal.

 

[spp]

cause the painters who depicted them had bellybuttons too?

 

[Lifted]

Did they eat bacon? Jesus didn't.

 

[ahenkel]

Its where the sand goes in.

 

[child of wonder]

 

[GagHalfrunt]

I want to know who their kids married.

 

[zinfamous]

We know Jesus was a liberal.

well, we always knew that he was a Marxist.

and since we all learned this year that liberals are marxists....then I suppose that holds true, too!

Jesus was a filthy marxist liberal!

 

[DaTT]

I want to know who their kids married.

this.

 

[preslove]

I hate jesus because he was a fucking lib'rl.

 

[shabby]

I want to know who their kids married.

Omg... we're all inbreds!

 

[destrekor]

Omg... we're all inbreds!

well to be fair, it would help explain how fucked up our genetics are.
There's like... nobody with perfect genetics left these days. Almost everybody has a coding error that is detrimental and subtracts from peak condition.

Then again, years of royal inbreeding and tribal inbreeding equally explain that. Hell, we even mated outside our species! And formed the babbies still! Yay us, we're just the freaks of the animal kingdom, and we get around. And still lived to tell the tale.

 

[nace186]

God's a woman?

 

[bfdd]

because God had a sense of humor

 

[JackBurton]

lol, that's great.

 

[Jeff7]

well to be fair, it would help explain how fucked up our genetics are.
There's like... nobody with perfect genetics left these days. Almost everybody has a coding error that is detrimental and subtracts from peak condition.

Or the fact that we have viral genetic code embedded within our own code. God got lazy while he was writing code, or he used some really lousy error-checking routines, or else he's using a horrible compiler.

Then again, years of royal inbreeding and tribal inbreeding equally explain that. Hell, we even mated outside our species! And formed the babbies still! Yay us, we're just the freaks of the animal kingdom, and we get around. And still lived to tell the tale.

God maybe should have turned down the gain on the "Yeah, I'd tap that ass" circuitry.

 

[Wreckage]

how come they are always depicted with belly buttons?

Did they? I have yet to see a photo of them.

What bothers me is how did their children have kids..... ick!

 

[Matthiasa]

There was a girl in a class I had once that had no belly button.

 

[Dr. Zaus]

I want to know who their kids married.

It is well established that the first 11ish chapters of Genesis where tribal creation myths that where re-interpreted by the Jewish people to focus on monotheism; The diverse literary style, the reflection of the stories in other local Mesopotamian Creation myths and the historical treatment of the stories as spiritual but not historical truth was something clear to the religious scholars of the 1st century (or so the oral traditions of the Jews records), but lost to the rest of the west by the 7th century because FUCK ANYONE THAT BURNS KNOWLEDGE.


Signed,

-A devout Christian.

 

[tcsenter]

since adam and eve were created by god....

Then surely He must approve of everything here...

http://www.adameve.com/

 

[nageov3t]

because the tale of Adam and Eve is a creation myth and painters were basing their paintings on models?

 

[WaTaGuMp]

Did god also create free Ipods and the black man avatar?

 

[Malak]

I want to know who their kids married.

All the other people that were around. It says it right in the bible.