Sin list.

[techs]

SIN LIST

http://www.wogim.org/sinlist.htm

Wow. So that's the EULA for Christ?

 

[rbV5]

Geez, more than 10

 

[Arcadio]

I commited a sin just by entering this thread:

346: BEING IDLE (NOT WORKING WHEN WORK IS AVAILABLE)

 

[Greenman]

How could anyone even remember that list?

 

[dave_the_nerd]

I don't agree that most of those are sins.

In semi-related news, I once attended a very (very) conservative (Tridentine) Catholic (SSPX) church. There was a booklet in every pew, which listed each commandment, followed by several pages of explanation about how everything you did pretty much fell into one of the ten categories. (Watching TV is having a god before God, and so forth.)

It was pretty weird.

 

[dave_the_nerd]

How could anyone even remember that list?

If you abbreviate it to "don't be a douche" you'll get about 85% of it. That's a passing grade.

 

[techs]

If you abbreviate it to "don't be a douche" you'll get about 85% of it. That's a passing grade.

Wait, so it's pass/fail?

 

[Clinkster]

387. LOVING THE WORLD

?

That that hippies

 

[techs]

306. Striking a man in the groin.

Well, there goes my Saturday night.

 

[dave_the_nerd]

Wait, so it's pass/fail?

Yup. And if you repent your sins at regular intervals, it's not even a cumulative exam!

 

[dave_the_nerd]

306. Striking a man in the groin.

Well, there goes my Saturday night.

Only in a book written by men would a 2W1M rape incest fantasy be totally cool, and kicking a dude in the junk be a sin.

 

[BlitzPuppet]

#45 oooooooh I'm sure I've done that plent of times...lol.

 

[techs]

I'm guessing that like most people they never bothered to read the EULA before using the software.

 

[Dirigible]

Looked at the whole list. I'm good.

 

[2Dead]

That list is incomplete. See #367

 

[Arcadio]

#430 summarizes the list.

 

[mmntech]

Half of these get violated in you're typical Pray To Jesus thread.

 

[BoberFett]

Wow, I failed by item 2. And that's only because I don't have a womb.

And just glancing down the list, I think I commit most of those on a pretty regular basis.

 

[SlitheryDee]

A whole lot of that list is redundant. About a third of it could be condensed down to "No Other Gods Allowed".

 

[Possessed Freak]

I need to cross a few more items off that list...

 

[sixone]

I'm wearing pants.

 

[crownjules]

383. Loving others
387. Loving the world
388. Loving your own life
389. Loving your own self

Who do I give all this love to then?

 

[Schmide]

329. NOT WALKING HONESTLY Ro 13:13

Sorry but this would make more sense if it was wanking.

Can some bible thumper explain this to me?

 

[Phoenix86]

I'm wearing pants.

There's one way to solve that. :awe:

 

[exdeath]

Is this like a list of achievements/trophies for IRL? Who's winning ?