Simple efficiency (Another stolen Brutuskend JOKE)

Brutuskend

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This woman goes into a funeral home to make arrangements for her husband's funeral. She tells the director that she wants her husband to be buried in a dark blue suit.
He asks, "Wouldn't it just be easier to bury him in the black suit that he's wearing?"

But she insists that it must be a blue suit and gives him a blank check to buy one.

When she comes back for the wake, she sees her husband in the coffin and he is wearing a beautiful blue suit. She tells the director how much she loves the suit and asks how much it cost.

He says, "Actually, it didn't cost anything. The funniest thing happened. As soon as you left, another corpse was brought in, this one wearing a blue suit. I noticed that they were about the same size, and asked the other widow if she would mind if her husband were buried in a black suit. She said that was fine with her. So... I switched the heads."

 

BigJelly

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that simpsons episode with the marry popins spoof and the "half @ssed job" song came to mind
 

Brutuskend

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One thing I've noticed from posting these jokes.

For almost every joke, at least ONE person thinks it funny.

So if you don't think it's funny, maybe the NEXT one is for YOU and this one is for that other guy! ;)
 

MustangSVT

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Oct 7, 2000
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what a dumbass :( he shoudl have said "well it was very hard to find the suit in his size and that color etc.. and it costed $3000"
 

HappyPuppy

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You can please some of the people all of the time, all of the people some of the time, but you will never please all of the people all of the time.

Go Brutuskend!:D
 

Buttzilla

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Originally posted by: Brutuskend
One thing I've noticed from posting these jokes.

For almost every joke, at least ONE person thinks it funny.

So if you don't think it's funny, maybe the NEXT one is for YOU and this one is for that other guy! ;)

exactly! have a :beer: