Silly golfers! {Another stolen Brutuskend JOKE)

Brutuskend

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A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend, who is ahead by a couple of strokes."Boy, I'd give anything to sink this putt," the golfer mumbles to himself.

Just then, a stranger walks up beside him and whispers, "Would you be willing to give up one-fourth of your sex life?"

Thinking that the man is crazy and his answer will be meaningless, the golfer also feels that maybe this is a good omen so he says, "Sure," and sinks the putt.

Two holes later, he mumbles to himself again, "Gee, I sure would like to get an eagle on this one."

The same stranger is at his side again and whispers, "Would it be worth giving up another fourth of your sex life?"

Shrugging, the golfer replies, "Okay," and makes an eagle.

On the final hole, the golfer needs another eagle to win.

Without waiting for him to say anything, the stranger quickly moves to his side and says, "Would winning this match be worth giving up the rest of your sex life?"

"Definitely," the golfer replies, and he makes the eagle.

As the golfer is walking to the club house, the stranger walks alongside him and says, "I haven't really been fair with you because you don't know who I am. I'm the devil, and from this day forward you will have no sex life."

"Nice to meet you," the golfer replies, "I'm Father O'Malley."

 

MainFramed

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ok i feel really stupid asking but im doing so anyway so that tommarow i will know unlike i do today, im 14 using that as whatever excuse as i can....who is Father O'Malley ? :eek::eek: x 10
 

Instan00dles

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I though the golfer was going to say "it doesnt matter anyways, Im married" or something like that. still a funny joke.
 

johnjohn320

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Originally posted by: MainFramed
ok i feel really stupid asking but im doing so anyway so that tommarow i will know unlike i do today, im 14 using that as whatever excuse as i can....who is Father O'Malley ? :eek::eek: x 10

I think the joke is that the priests have no sex life anyway, they're not allowed or something.
 

Brutuskend

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Originally posted by: johnjohn320
Originally posted by: MainFramed
ok i feel really stupid asking but im doing so anyway so that tommarow i will know unlike i do today, im 14 using that as whatever excuse as i can....who is Father O'Malley ? :eek::eek: x 10

I think the joke is that the priests have no sex life anyway, they're not allowed or something.

We have a winner! ;)
 

azncoffeeboi

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Originally posted by: Brutuskend
Originally posted by: johnjohn320
Originally posted by: MainFramed
ok i feel really stupid asking but im doing so anyway so that tommarow i will know unlike i do today, im 14 using that as whatever excuse as i can....who is Father O'Malley ? :eek::eek: x 10

I think the joke is that the priests have no sex life anyway, they're not allowed or something.

We have a winner! ;)


ding ding ding~! =)

nice one.
 

gotsmack

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Originally posted by: johnjohn320
Originally posted by: MainFramed
ok i feel really stupid asking but im doing so anyway so that tommarow i will know unlike i do today, im 14 using that as whatever excuse as i can....who is Father O'Malley ? :eek::eek: x 10

I think the joke is that the priests have no sex life anyway, they're not allowed or something.

so i guess alter boys don't count?
 

KC5AV

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Originally posted by: gotsmack
Originally posted by: johnjohn320
Originally posted by: MainFramed
ok i feel really stupid asking but im doing so anyway so that tommarow i will know unlike i do today, im 14 using that as whatever excuse as i can....who is Father O'Malley ? :eek::eek: x 10

I think the joke is that the priests have no sex life anyway, they're not allowed or something.

so i guess alter boys don't count?

DOH!!!