Signing Off Today - Edit: Plugged into a Cable Modem setup

[Pepsei]

The trick is to avoid your wife so she can't dump you, I haven't seen my wife in 5 days.

 

[CrazyHelloDeli]

I can see them in bed:

Daves Wife: "Whats wrong honey? Are you not attracted to me anymore?"
Dave: "Im sorry, its just that...whenever I look at you I see Bush".

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: Pepsei
The trick is to avoid your wife so she can't dump you, I haven't seen my wife in 5 days.

She told me to tell you hi...















j/k

 

[merlocka]

Originally posted by: HelloDeli
Wow, why would ANYONE want to divorce Dave? Being the fun loving go lucky kinda guy he is and all...

Maybe she was unable to get his attention anymore, as he was so busy describing the end of mankind in P&N.

 

[dirtboy]

I always wondered what kind of woman would stand behind a negative man who has an uneducated ultra extremist view of the world.

No offense, but if you act the same way in real life as you do online, then you should have seen this coming.

Divorce sucks, but you'll make it through. If I can, you can. Good luck.

 

[dmcowen674]

Originally posted by: merlocka

Originally posted by: HelloDeli
Wow, why would ANYONE want to divorce Dave? Being the fun loving go lucky kinda guy he is and all...

Maybe she was unable to get his attention anymore, as he was so busy describing the end of mankind in P&N.

That would only be true except she spends more time on the Computer than me.

 

[Mookow]

Originally posted by: dmcowen674

Originally posted by: merlocka

Originally posted by: HelloDeli
Wow, why would ANYONE want to divorce Dave? Being the fun loving go lucky kinda guy he is and all...

Maybe she was unable to get his attention anymore, as he was so busy describing the end of mankind in P&N.

That would only be true except she spends more time on the Computer than me.

So why did you decide to divorce her?

 

[Pepsei]

Originally posted by: Nitemare

Originally posted by: Pepsei
The trick is to avoid your wife so she can't dump you, I haven't seen my wife in 5 days.

She told me to tell you hi...

j/k

I didn't know you're a feminazi. That's what she's doing, hanging out with a bunch of commie %^$% man haters.

 

[GTaudiophile]

Well, if you got no one else out there offers to buy you a beer, I can volunteer. I'm in the ATL, and my parents divorced back in 1999.

If nothing else, we could get you on Karsten's mailing list for his next LAN party.

 

[DevilsAdvocate]

Originally posted by: dmcowen674

Originally posted by: merlocka

Originally posted by: HelloDeli
Wow, why would ANYONE want to divorce Dave? Being the fun loving go lucky kinda guy he is and all...

Maybe she was unable to get his attention anymore, as he was so busy describing the end of mankind in P&N.

That would only be true except she spends more time on the Computer than me.

When did she start spending more time on the PC than you? Has she always, or is this a new trend?

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: Pepsei

Originally posted by: Nitemare

Originally posted by: Pepsei
The trick is to avoid your wife so she can't dump you, I haven't seen my wife in 5 days.

She told me to tell you hi...

j/k

I didn't know you're a feminazi. That's what she's doing, hanging out with a bunch of commie %^$% man haters.

Still having the No Ma'am meeting at your house after the game?

 

[Balt]

Wow, I must congratulate some of you for kicking a man while he's down.

Classy, really.

 

[dmcowen674]

Originally posted by: Balt
Wow, I must congratulate some of you for kicking a man while he's down.

Classy, really.

They can't kick me any more than the State did of which she stood at my side.

 

[dmcowen674]

Originally posted by: DevilsAdvocate

Originally posted by: dmcowen674

Originally posted by: merlocka

Originally posted by: HelloDeli
Wow, why would ANYONE want to divorce Dave? Being the fun loving go lucky kinda guy he is and all...

Maybe she was unable to get his attention anymore, as he was so busy describing the end of mankind in P&N.

That would only be true except she spends more time on the Computer than me.

When did she start spending more time on the PC than you? Has she always, or is this a new trend?

An online Virtual environment. It went online last October. I will not mention it's name though.

 

[DevilsAdvocate]

Originally posted by: Balt
Wow, I must congratulate some of you for kicking a man while he's down.

Classy, really.

I agree. Could everyone just lay off of Dave for a while?

 

[Chadder007]

Originally posted by: HelloDeli
I can see them in bed:

Daves Wife: "Whats wrong honey? Are you not attracted to me anymore?"
Dave: "Im sorry, its just that...whenever I look at you I see Bush".

BWUAHAHAHAAHHA!!!!!!

 

[Don Vito Corleone]

I'm sorry, Dave, and I hope it all resolves itself without TOO much pain for the two of you.

 

[ViRGE]

Damn, I'm sorry to hear about that, Dave. Good luck, man.

 

[Pliablemoose]

Sorry to hear that Dave, unfortunately I've been there done that, have the scars to prove it

Good thing is that there aren't any kids to mess up as a result.

 

[wkabel23]

Sorry to hear it, good luck in the future though.

 

[Redviffer]

Originally posted by: dmcowen674

Originally posted by: DevilsAdvocate

Originally posted by: dmcowen674

Originally posted by: merlocka

Originally posted by: HelloDeli
Wow, why would ANYONE want to divorce Dave? Being the fun loving go lucky kinda guy he is and all...

Maybe she was unable to get his attention anymore, as he was so busy describing the end of mankind in P&N.

That would only be true except she spends more time on the Computer than me.

When did she start spending more time on the PC than you? Has she always, or is this a new trend?

An online Virtual environment. It went online last October. I will not mention it's name though.

SWG?

 

[Skyclad1uhm1]

Originally posted by: dmcowen674
Thanks guys.

I'm open to moving anywhere in The Country (mainly for work). Also I have never been out of the U.S., seriously considering something like the Netherlands.

Aaaargh! Noooo! Someone stop him!

 

[0roo0roo]

Originally posted by: dirtboy
I always wondered what kind of woman would stand behind a negative man who has an uneducated ultra extremist view of the world.

No offense, but if you act the same way in real life as you do online, then you should have seen this coming.

Divorce sucks, but you'll make it through. If I can, you can. Good luck.

some prenups give more after certain trigger years

 

[DT4K]

Unless your online persona is nothing like your real life personality, I strongly suggest you seek some counseling before getting involved in any kind of relationship.

I don't mean to sound harsh, and I really am sorry that things didn't work out for you. But honestly, based just on your posts here, you sound a little nuts.

EDIT: Paranoid schizophrenia comes to mind.

 

[PowerMac4Ever]

Originally posted by: Shanti
Unless your online persona is nothing like your real life personality, I strongly suggest you seek some counseling before getting involved in any kind of relationship.

I don't mean to sound harsh, and I really am sorry that things didn't work out for you. But honestly, based just on your posts here, you sound a little nuts.

EDIT: Paranoid schizophrenia comes to mind.

Someone had to say it...