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pontifex

Lifer
Dec 5, 2000
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there's this woman that came into where i work today. she must have something to do with a bank or financial stuff because she and her partner have been working with the CFO today.

anyway, she is like my dream girl. she is pretty much everything i find attractive in a girl (physically). I don't really know what kind of personality she has though as I didn't really get to talk to her. she'll be here for 4 weeks working with our company.

this will make the next 4 weeks a little bearable anyway. my company is like 90% men, 10% women and those women are all older or not attractive.
 
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amicold

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Feb 7, 2005
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My god, another lustful male thread.

How about you don't disappoint us, and don't make yourself sound so pathetic as to get excited over having an attractive woman working with you. How about you do something with this thread, get to know her a bit, and ask her out. Thanks.
 
cKGunslinger

cKGunslinger

Lifer
Nov 29, 1999
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"Today I decided I needed to buy some new socks. I went to the store and found a package of socks. They were OK socks, nothing special. The price was decent, so I decided to purchase them. At the checkout counter, I flipped through some magazines. Nothing really peaked my interest. After the cashier scanned my goods, I paid with my debit card and left. On the way to my car, I saw an empty soda bottle in the lot. I reached my car and got in and drove home. I decided to take a nap.

I'll write some more later."
 
pontifex

pontifex

Lifer
Dec 5, 2000
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Originally posted by: cKGunslinger
"Today I decided I needed to buy some new socks. I went to the store and found a package of socks. They were OK socks, nothing special. The price was decent, so I decided to purchase them. At the checkout counter, I flipped through some magazines. Nothing really peaked my interest. After the cashier scanned my goods, I paid with my debit card and left. On the way to my car, I saw an empty soda bottle in the lot. I reached my car and got in and drove home. I decided to take a nap.

I'll write some more later."
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what kind of soda was it? mountain dew? i bet it was mountain dew!
 
nakedfrog

nakedfrog

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Apr 3, 2001
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Originally posted by: cKGunslinger
"Today I decided I needed to buy some new socks. I went to the store and found a package of socks. They were OK socks, nothing special. The price was decent, so I decided to purchase them. At the checkout counter, I flipped through some magazines. Nothing really peaked my interest. After the cashier scanned my goods, I paid with my debit card and left. On the way to my car, I saw an empty soda bottle in the lot. I reached my car and got in and drove home. I decided to take a nap.

I'll write some more later."
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But what magazines WERE they?
 
cKGunslinger

cKGunslinger

Lifer
Nov 29, 1999
16,408
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Originally posted by: cKGunslinger
"Today I decided I needed to buy some new socks. I went to the store and found a package of socks. They were OK socks, nothing special. The price was decent, so I decided to purchase them. At the checkout counter, I flipped through some magazines. Nothing really peaked my interest. After the cashier scanned my goods, I paid with my debit card and left. On the way to my car, I saw an empty soda bottle in the lot. I reached my car and got in and drove home. I decided to take a nap.

I'll write some more later."
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12:55pm
"Woke up from my nap and felt a bit groggy. I went in to the bathroom. My urine was unusually strong-smelling. I decided to drink a bit more water today and lay of the 'ol DP. In a weird way, I suddenly thought about that empty soda bottle in the Target parking lot earlier today. It, too, was a Dr. Pepper bottle. Could it have been mine? I have a few empty ones in the car. Maybe it had fallen out when I exited the car, and the wind rolled it away from my car. In fact, I'm now suddenly sure that it was my bottle. I might have to explore this further, when I'm less sleepy. I think I'll go watch some cartoons for now, until I wake up or Steve calls. BBL."

 
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