*sigh* My friend...

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MithShrike

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...is an idiot. He has been talking to a girl from Florida for little over a week and has decided that he is going to move there over the summer. His main reason for doing so? He claims to be a vampire and she would let him feed from her. I tell his stupid ass that he is just anemic and should take iron supplements, every time he hears this from me he shuts up. Also, he is convinced that they are in love. I'm like, 'Dude, think about this with your bigger head before you make any decisions.' He replied, 'I've been second-guessing myself for the past six years and I'm not going to do it any more.' Now this fool is only 16 so I can't possibly think of any major decisions he would have to make at the age of 10. EDIT: And there's nothing we can do to stop him because he is in love.

Argh... :disgust:
 
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Originally posted by: Mith
...is an idiot. He has been talking to a girl from Florida for little over a week and has decided that he is going to move there over the summer. His main reason for doing so? He claims to be a vampire and she would let him feed from her. I tell his stupid ass that he is just anemic and should take iron supplements, every time he hears this from me he shuts up. Also, he is convinced that they are in love. I'm like, 'Dude, think about this with your bigger head before you make any decisions.' He replied, 'I've been second-guessing myself for the past six years and I'm not going to do it any more.' Now this fool is only 16 so I can't possibly think of any major decisions he would have to make at the age of 10.

Argh... :disgust:
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I think you should find more intelligent friends - or educate him with a little wall to wall
 
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hahahaha

a vampire?!

hahahahahaha
BWAHAHAHAH

oh my fvcking god. gimme his AIM name please.

BWAHAH

-silver
 
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LordJezo

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Maybe he will post on here in a few weeks about how the trip was amazing and how they are going to get married and can't wait for the wedding even though he is so much younger then she is.
 
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Gurck

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Either get a lobotomy in order to better relate to him, or find a new friend...
 
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How did you get to be friends with such a forking moron? I hope it's not like you two have a whole lot in common...
 
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Originally posted by: Astaroth33
How did you get to be friends with such a forking moron? I hope it's not like you two have a whole lot in common...
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Well fork you too, buddy! :p










;)

 
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Please tell us you are making this up. In fact, even if it's true, say it's made up anyway. I just don't want to believe people like that are out there.
 
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MithShrike

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Originally posted by: Astaroth33
How did you get to be friends with such a forking moron? I hope it's not like you two have a whole lot in common...
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He's in my MCSA class. I'm pretty sure I'm friends with him out of pity...
 
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MithShrike

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Originally posted by: kranky
Please tell us you are making this up. In fact, even if it's true, say it's made up anyway. I just don't want to believe people like that are out there.
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Sorry kranky there are people like that out there, worse even.
 
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Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3
speaking of vampires, Dracula II: Ascension is on Showtime.
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The only chance at saving this thread by side-tracking it and it looks like no one took the bait :(
 
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