Sigh i hate being home alone..

[hans030390]

..hmm nope can't do that. damn that would have made the evening go better ..wait would i be gay if i sucked my own dick?

Is it gay if you touch your own dick?

Edit: This is a pretty great 6000th post.

 

[Terzo]

a variation on this is great but if i am really lazy i found a store near me that has the sauce and you just use a little in the beef. its great and very spicy.

Wow, that recipe looks simpler (definitely quicker) than what I do. Although I don't have a blender so I'm not quite sure how I'd mix it up...maybe a combination of mincing followed by a mortar and pestle?

Is it gay if you touch your own dick?

Edit: This is a pretty great 6000th post.

If so then the entire male population is gay.

 

[hans030390]

If so then the entire male population is gay.

Well, if every male is gay, I don't think being gay is an issue.

Either way, I don't think there's a difference between using your hands or mouth. Anyone who says otherwise is just jealous that they can't get a BJ on the spot any time they wish.

 

[Terzo]

Well, if every male is gay, I don't think being gay is an issue.

Either way, I don't think there's a difference between using your hands or mouth. Anyone who says otherwise is just jealous that they can't get a BJ on the spot any time they wish.

I dunno, swallowing your own semen just seems messed up.

 

[preslove]

damnit. there goes my weekend. and i had $10 ready

So, you already have genital warts and herpes?

 

[waggy]

So, you already have genital warts and herpes?

thats extra. im to cheap to pay for extra's

 

[preslove]

thats extra. im to cheap to pay for extra's

Nope, that shit comes with any "adult services" <$200.

 

[guyver01]

take your wife out on a date...

oh wait...

nevermind.

too soon?

 

[Bl0cks]

Throw a party?

 

[Heller]

take your wife out on a date...

oh wait...

nevermind.

too soon?

the guys going throgh a tough divorce and ur a prick.

dont bring the man down ass

 

[guyver01]

the guys going throgh a tough divorce and ur a prick.

dont bring the man down ass

boo hoo hoo.
if he wanted pussy sappy huggy feely shit.. he shoulda kept it in L&R...

he brings it to OT... he's gonna get razzed.

 

[preslove]

Wait, waggy's getting divorced? I thought the wife & kids were just away for something.


What happened?

 

[Terzo]

Wait, waggy's getting divorced? I thought the wife & kids were just away for something.


What happened?

I'm on the same page as you. Might be something in l&r.

 

[guyver01]

I'm on the same page as you. Might be something in l&r.

the post was deleted.. probably at the OP's request

 

[shortylickens]

The only time I actually watch Star Trek is when everyone in my residence is out. That means nights I stay in, or afternoons, etc. Otherwise the show doesn't exist to me.

Just abide, Dude. Just abide.

 

[MJinZ]

i hate being home alone. im sitting here eating cheap crappy nachos and drinking beer.

the house is quite and i get to watch what i want. its not right! ..im confused on what to do!

Have you forgotten how to fap?

 

[MJinZ]

no longer an option, unfortunately.

Paid?

Haha, there is the mutual "Personals" section but that involves someone actually desiring to physically be in proximity.

 

[waggy]

take your wife out on a date...

oh wait...

nevermind.

too soon?

here is a idea. go jump in front a fucking train you fuck.

wtf dude just fuck you. really fuck you. and i really hope you go through it someday.

 

[guyver01]

here is a idea.

umad bro?