This is a rant, and a commentary.
I was walking from work to home today (its about a mile and a half. I didnt have to work today, but that damn protestant thing). I walk at a good pace and encounter a group of 4 in a rectangular formation. They are situated such that they occupy the ENTIRE sidewalk. I decide to make a point and bisect their group. Little did i know that the gravitational force of one would be significant. I nearly clipped her. I managed to clear the group and heard "shit talking." I return in kind (in this conversation i shall refer to parties in terms of quadrants, i have also added vectors for velocity comparisons in my image below):
QIII: Damn! Whats yo problam!
Me: Wha...?
QIII: Why you get so close foo?
Me: Why are you so inconsiderate as to occupy the ENTIRE sidewalk?
QII: We walk where we wants!
Me: How about exercising some fucking consideration?
QIII: Wha dud you call ma gurl?
Me: I said, exercise some consideration to your fellow pedestrians BITCH!
QI: Ohhhh, he didunt just says that...!
Me: Shut your fucking pie hole!
walking past, then i hear shit talking...stop.
QII: Ohhh, he stopped!
Me: Look, my behaviour was inappropriate. I want to apologize.
QIII: Damns right!
Me: Look, im sorry i shouldnt have said what i did or call you a bitch.
QI: Dats right!
Me: Yea, i apologize. But you shouldnt intentionally occupy the entire sidewalk.
QIII: Wha you sayin'?
Me: Look i apologized, but can i ask that you be considerate and not occupy the WHOLE sidewalk?
QIII: No, i walk wheres i wants! You aint gunna tells us wheres we walk!
My illustrator skillz be mad! Here is the image....
Image
Disclaimer: all dimensions are estimates...and i suck at illustrator.
I was walking from work to home today (its about a mile and a half. I didnt have to work today, but that damn protestant thing). I walk at a good pace and encounter a group of 4 in a rectangular formation. They are situated such that they occupy the ENTIRE sidewalk. I decide to make a point and bisect their group. Little did i know that the gravitational force of one would be significant. I nearly clipped her. I managed to clear the group and heard "shit talking." I return in kind (in this conversation i shall refer to parties in terms of quadrants, i have also added vectors for velocity comparisons in my image below):
QIII: Damn! Whats yo problam!
Me: Wha...?
QIII: Why you get so close foo?
Me: Why are you so inconsiderate as to occupy the ENTIRE sidewalk?
QII: We walk where we wants!
Me: How about exercising some fucking consideration?
QIII: Wha dud you call ma gurl?
Me: I said, exercise some consideration to your fellow pedestrians BITCH!
QI: Ohhhh, he didunt just says that...!
Me: Shut your fucking pie hole!
walking past, then i hear shit talking...stop.
QII: Ohhh, he stopped!
Me: Look, my behaviour was inappropriate. I want to apologize.
QIII: Damns right!
Me: Look, im sorry i shouldnt have said what i did or call you a bitch.
QI: Dats right!
Me: Yea, i apologize. But you shouldnt intentionally occupy the entire sidewalk.
QIII: Wha you sayin'?
Me: Look i apologized, but can i ask that you be considerate and not occupy the WHOLE sidewalk?
QIII: No, i walk wheres i wants! You aint gunna tells us wheres we walk!
My illustrator skillz be mad! Here is the image....
Image
Disclaimer: all dimensions are estimates...and i suck at illustrator.
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