Originally posted by: Nomada
Originally posted by: Nik
Could your life be any more miserable with one of those little amazon fish that swims up your peener to make it's home when you go pee in the amazon?
Nope. 'less me finds Salt Water. Abooga Booga
Two men washed up on a deserted island and were instantly taken prisoner by the natives.
"Ugh, you have two choices, death or ooga booga."
The first prisoner says,"I'll take ooga booga."
So the natives take the hapless prisoner to a hut and proceed to defile him in every unclean sexual way imaginable.
After a few hours, the prisoner was taken back to his comrade.
"Whatever you do", he gasped to his friend, "ask for death, as my @$$h01e is killing me!"
The native chieftan asked the second prisoner, "Ugh, you have two choices, death or ooga booga."
The second prisoner replies,"Death"
There erupts a cheer from throughout the village,
"DEATH BY OOGA BOOGA